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Bear Necessities

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    If they don't like humans they can **** off with the going through our garbage antics so :emoticon-0146-punch

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    That's a Grizzly. Those things terrify the **** out of me.

    There are differences between Browns, in the first videos and the Grizzly in your video
    They are genetically the same bear, I've read the difference between them is a result of where they come from

    Grizzlies occupy places with less food, so more aggressive yet smaller, Brown bears usually life in places with much food, and often people on the fringes, they are bigger and less aggressive (These are averages, you can meet an extremely aggressive brown bear who will kill you as soon as look at you, and a Grizzly that may not want any trouble, unless he thinks you took his kill <yikes> )

    Bears can be somewhat domesticated, barely.. but just like with other types of animals who can learn to live with and among humans and even do tasks, its the freakout factor that's so dangerous. Many a chimp keeper as had their face eaten, and balls and dick pulled off. Apparently chimps like to tear your junk off so you cant reproduce.. talk about ****ing ruthlessness <laugh>
     
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    Wojtek the soldier bear is an epic movie in the making
     
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    Our latest addition was a pair of guinea pigs. Never realised how funny those little ****ers are. The stroppy attitudes <laugh> One will turn around and back-kick straw, dust and **** into the other's face. <laugh>
     
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    I remember reading about a woman in the states who was visiting a friend . The friends Adult chimp went for the woman and but both her hands off . Truly vicious are adult chimps !
    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/horrifying-injuries-woman-who-face-22045752
     
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    I remember watching a documentary on captive (pet) chimps one time. It highlighted especially the males, that once they get to a certain age, adolescence, they can become quite vicious if met with some minor change, that causes them to become defensive.

    There was also another documentary that dispelled the myth, that a certain breed of monkies did not eat meat. It took a long time to film in their natural habitat, but it was confirmed they were indeed cannibals. When needs must, they were not such furry friends.
     
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    Seem some, they hunt in packs, and rip other monkeys to shreds.
     
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    Cheers, they both awesome and piss in your pants inspiring :D

    I think I'd be more afraid of a Polar than a Grizzly, though the difference in not much, maybe an extra 10 grams of crap in my shorts
     
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    I think i read somewhere that the Polar Bear is the only mammal that would just as easily kill and eat a human as anything else , because they don’t have the fear factor . Might be wrong though .
     
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    For a long time the general consensus was only us humans and not primates, were thought to be spiteful ****ers, much of the argument was kinda eco-like and aimed at trying to say humans are outside of the natural world as it were and that only we kill for other than food needs.

    Then as you mentioned, we learned that chimps will target other smaller groups, and massacre them, and often it's little to do with anything other than they are there and are a weaker group (pretty much like us really). Its worse though, they will rip off your cock n balls so you cant reproduce.

    Kept in groups and treated like people, is a bad idea, think a jealous spiteful child.. with the strength of 10 adults and no morals.

    One guy in the US around 2000 kept a few of them. One day he brought one of them a birthday cake. The others were so jealous that they waited until they had a chance, and when they got out, they ripped the keeper apart, over the ****ing cake <yikes>


    Give me a gorilla over a chimp any day. Chimps are ****ing psychos.
     
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    Never seen monkeys in the wild as such. But I always remember the monkeys in Gib. At the top they used to wait outside the gift shop, that also sold food, and use to ambush the unsuspecting tourists <laugh>
     
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    I think that if you're alone and you come across a hungry polar, I don't like your odds <laugh>
     
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    Seen lots of vids of them drinking all the half empty booze containers and drinks that those resorts too. Pissed monkeys falling around <laugh>

    Chimps tho, those are just like super strong humans without the humanity and all of the base animal. A terrible mix <yikes>
     
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    Some chimps kept by people in the US in their homes, were/are given anti depressants

    Holy ****, talk about a ticking timebomb
     
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    Actually had one of the adult ones (macaques) come and sit on me one time, just paid it a bit of mutual respect and it fooked off eventually without any hassle.
     
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