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The smoothie thread

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  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I'm after some new recipes for protein shakes.

    Here's mine atm

    1 banana
    25g oats
    50g peanut butter (crunchy)
    1 scoop pistachio protein powder (can be any but mines 25g protein 1g fat 1g carbs)
    50g frozen blueberries
    350 ml cold water


    This provides around 50g protein 57g carbs 8g fat and it tastes delicious..really gives your stomach a full feeling
     
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    Taste is for girls
     
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    Yes but that's healthy unlike the flavour you would seek.
     
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    Blueberries - good handful
    Raspberries- half a good handful
    Whey protein- big dollop
    Vanilla ice cream- 1/4 of a tub
    Handful of ice cubes
     
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    Don't forget the nuts Albert you always have a handful of nuts.
     
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  6. Rum & Black for 2

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    Take out the protein and the ice cubes and replace them with strawberries and custard (set) and that might be decent.


    Oh, and some pineapple jelly.
     
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    i may drop a dash of almond or coconut milk in mate.
     
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    Thought this was going to be a thread for chat up lines
     
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  9. Ben 10

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    Jim Beam and Pepsi max smoothie for me tonight
     
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    Haven't had Jim beam in a long time. Probably since university days.
     
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    It's the red stag 1, got a bottle for my birthday. Quite nice
     
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    Spiced Rum for me tonight.
    Dead Man's Fingers.
     
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    Are you cruising for some ass?
     
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    Is that stuff nice? What do you have it with?
     
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    Probs the rest of his rotting corpse mate?
     
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    With CC posting the thread. Advice on chat up lines from Chaos!!

    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

    Sorry CC but just the thought.

    <laugh>
     
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    It might clean out your disgusting insides a bit at least
     
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    <laugh>

    1st drink I've had since getting out, only having the 1 too!
     
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    The hairs on my arms are still standing up after googling that picture
     
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    Nice. If you like Kraken then you'll like this.
    I like it with ginger ale, a bit of cranberry juice and a dsh if lime. But some people just have it with coke if that's more your thing.
     
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