The Water Tech on the Platform is called Fred Smith someone just put out a tannoy saying "Fred West call...oh.." then hung-up... Still not put out a new one yet.
If ye are on there here Shetlands, ye would know *argh* that them there Shetlanders don't like it when them mainlanders call them Shetlands *argh* and they prefer to be called Shetland, no S *argh.* And *argh* should ye not be talking like ye Vikings *argh*