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Too fat or too thin?

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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    1 inch taller, 3 and a half stone heavier at the moment I believe. I know I sound like a right fat bastard, but I'm not really. A bit of a gut and that, but I used to do a lot of weights so I've just been left with a very big frame. Like an ageing rugby player I suppose.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 3, 2011
  2. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    The English cannae fight, everycunt knows that.

    You wouldnae last 5 mins up here before you'd been battered and gaped to within an inch of your life.
     
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    EDGE, Oct 3, 2011
  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Dyou want some, sweaty?
     
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  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Yeah right. If your smack-riddled body could drag itself off your piss-soaked mattress, maybe.

    <wah><wah><wah>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 3, 2011
  5. The-Don

    The-Don Well-Known Member

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    Well done :)
     
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    The-Don, Oct 3, 2011
  6. The-Don

    The-Don Well-Known Member

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    That extra inch every bloody time :)
     
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    The-Don, Oct 3, 2011

  7. RAVENBLACK

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    The sweaty socks and ****s from Edinburgh would be too pished to know what the **** was going on.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Oct 3, 2011
  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The effeminate ER would be off on his mincing toes at the first sign of trouble.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Oct 3, 2011
  9. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Oct 3, 2011
  10. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    i bet your wife looks tiny next to you!!
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Oct 3, 2011
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    I want you to piss on my cock.

    Are you up for it?

    Well?

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    EDGE, Oct 3, 2011
  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    You're English ER, you could be on our side <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 3, 2011
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    EDGE Guest

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  14. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    yes <ok>
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Oct 3, 2011
  15. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I am neither English nor Scottish nor anything.

    I am a Man Of The Earth and transcend petty jingoistic nationalistic ideals.

    I am a free spirit capble of thinking for one's self.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Oct 3, 2011
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    Shower?

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    EDGE, Oct 3, 2011
  17. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    It`s well known that the west of scotland is both the cradle of european civilisation and birthplace of homosapien superhardeous , on the internet and in real life.
    Any of you soft southern ****ers killed a deadly snake recently? Thought not , morris dancing gaylords.
     
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  18. jenthesaint1990

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    we'll do it in the bath
     
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  19. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I suppose she does a bit. I don't ever let her out of the house though, so it's not an issue :bandit:
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 3, 2011
  20. The Raging Oxter

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    You're a ****. Always were a ****. Always will be a ****.
     
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