Bollocks to PPV. Donate to food banks instead!

Jokes aside, that's a nice touch mate

 

Do you use oven ready chips or are they freshly made? This could be important and influence whether the very lovely Mrs Godders and I invite ourselves round for supper. We are a little skint now we have had to pay for our TV licence.

 

Home made, I like to keep the skin on could be another deal breaker.

 

ooh a butcher that’s handy.

my butcher offered me 8 legs of venison for £75. Is that too dear?

 

Perfect but what about pudding?

 

Technically 4 deers as the front legs are normally shoulder and shanks but let's not let facts get in the way of a good joke

 

I couldn't put up with you for pudding as well!

 

There was a black or white pudding gag there..

 

Please tell me something I've always wanted to know.

Do you have a dog and if so how fit is it?

 

I had 2 border collies up until last year, both sadly passed away at the age of 18 so you could say they were fit and healthy to live that long!

 

I am sorry to hear that - but 18 WOW! That is a good age. Mine are 12 in April and we may need to start feeding them raw meat soon then

 

We will have to call it off then as I would only have come for the pudding.

 

Is it soft foods only then at your age?

 

Mine offered me 8 legs of liver for the same price. Cant wait to pick it up tomorrow.

 

I think all puddings lives matter, personally.

 

That’s a lot of doe!

 

For Ray and Me

 

you’d almost think he should be a baker...

 

You’ve got to pick it up? I thought you said they deliver ....

 

And 8 legs it could have walked itself over.

Jeez that was an offal joke.