Tramp food and food that ****s with big arms eat

He shouldn't have been watching ... and you shouldn't have been fantasizing about it ... ya pair of dodgy ****ers...

 

Dutty wine knowing that old pervert

 

Making carrot soup, with no tofo, I ran out.

So fuming about it.

 

Use Lentils

 

Ran out of them when I was about 7

 

Chickpeas

 

Fuxake man is there anything you eat that I don't hate

Fukin hate chickpeas

 

...and the winner is ... wasn't really that difficult tbf

 

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They might call them that now, but they were 'person living alone' tins back in the day.

 

Peas

 

Says the twat who thought it was a sex reference .... irony alert

 

Didn't have them as a kid but started cooking with them regularly since my late teens and they're nice in the right things. I don't think they're as versatile as some ingredients but they full of fibre, higher in iron than steak, less than 1% fat, counts as one of your 5-a-day, reduces cholesterol, etc. In a curry or soup I'd highly recommend, they're also really cheap compared to meat I think (don't really buy much meat).

 

chickpeas remind me of those chicks with massive gums and tiny teeth

 

Nah I'm a lowing a recipe, gonna blend it all up, it's in the food fred

 

Im not a big grain/wheat kinda dude man

 

We only eat that **** because we needed to or starve.

Bread has kept billions alive overall

Wheat is not good

 

Turd and sick

 

Looks like you just smuggled something in from Thailand