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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Lovearsenalcock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah that’s how they got into mine, have non-snap locks now.

    They’ll need a tow truck to get my car though, have a ghost immobiliser so I could leave the keys in the car and they’d still not get off with it.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    ‘scuse me sir, been trying to nick your car for the last 20 mins and I can’t seem to get it started. Be a pal will ya and come downstairs and fire her up for us yeah ?
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Pretty much yeah. Also can we have the keys to your wife’s steering lock and pedal lock cos she’s blocking us in.
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I've got a Hyundai i20 pretty much never going to be robbed. No ****er wants it.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Seen one of those robbed the night before last.
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'll have to stop leaving the keys in it.
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    we also noticed that you had two PS4’s so if you could stick one of those in the boot for us, that would be much appreciated. Thanks mate.
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    brb’s gonna hate this, but I’ve got a story about that too <laugh>

    Missus old Peugeot 205 had the key stuck in the ignition barrel so she just used to lock it using the other key. Had a knock on the door at 3am from the old bill saying that it had been stolen. Cut a long story short, it had a headlamp out so the old bill tried to pull it over, the thief floored it instead.

    Ended up in a 15 mile police chase, they eventually stingered it, matey jumped out and pegged it across the cliff path, cue the dog handlers out chasing him. Copper ended up breaking his ankle, and because of the location they couldn’t get an ambulance to him, so the air ambulance was scrambled.

    whole operatIon must have cost the taxpayer about £20k and all for a ****ty 205 that was worth about £300 <laugh>
     
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  9. Bald Archie

    Bald Archie Not606 Official Lurker

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    Was that the one you nicked from an Asda carpark a year or 2 ago? :bandit:
     
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  10. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    I don’t know what this means, assume some kind of Piskie tribute
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Go to bed fosse
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    This is so cool.

    I want a smaller one
     
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  13. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    Bolder = boozer
     
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  14. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Oh yeah, at the train station. Forgot about that.
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Nobody read.
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Not even one like.


    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Did I ever mention the time I remapped a 320d ?
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I'd pay a decent wedge for a go with Oti Mabusi.

    Just saying.
     
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  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Well that's the end off that week. Seemed like the longest week of my life. I'm getting to old to work so many hours. Thank **** the OT is now finished.
     
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  20. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Time to ease up and open a Rum shack mate ?
     
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