Yeah that’s how they got into mine, have non-snap locks now. They’ll need a tow truck to get my car though, have a ghost immobiliser so I could leave the keys in the car and they’d still not get off with it.
‘scuse me sir, been trying to nick your car for the last 20 mins and I can’t seem to get it started. Be a pal will ya and come downstairs and fire her up for us yeah ?
Pretty much yeah. Also can we have the keys to your wife’s steering lock and pedal lock cos she’s blocking us in.
we also noticed that you had two PS4’s so if you could stick one of those in the boot for us, that would be much appreciated. Thanks mate.
brb’s gonna hate this, but I’ve got a story about that too Missus old Peugeot 205 had the key stuck in the ignition barrel so she just used to lock it using the other key. Had a knock on the door at 3am from the old bill saying that it had been stolen. Cut a long story short, it had a headlamp out so the old bill tried to pull it over, the thief floored it instead. Ended up in a 15 mile police chase, they eventually stingered it, matey jumped out and pegged it across the cliff path, cue the dog handlers out chasing him. Copper ended up breaking his ankle, and because of the location they couldn’t get an ambulance to him, so the air ambulance was scrambled. whole operatIon must have cost the taxpayer about £20k and all for a ****ty 205 that was worth about £300
Well that's the end off that week. Seemed like the longest week of my life. I'm getting to old to work so many hours. Thank **** the OT is now finished.