Tramp food and food that ****s with big arms eat

Just a way of curing it ... it's lovely ... nothing like the tinned stuff we have ... had it by accident in Princeton back in 2003 ... saw a guy heaving it in a sandwich in a deli bar and said "I'll have one of those" ...

 

What a disgusting pair of slippers you've got

 

Nice bottle of fizz, needs an ice bucket though.

 

Aye its in one now, had in the freezer for 20mins anyways

 

Rather eat them than seasoned tofu tbh bro

 

**** that I can smell those things from here

 

If your better half bought that, don’t ask her much how it was btw

 

My Mrs spent £160 on a champagne cooler thing and £180 on a ‘strawberry bowl’ a few weeks ago. Never even knew strawberry bowls were a thing.

We don’t drink champagne either, it’ll end up getting used as a vase.

 

A Tramp took pity on him and gave him the slippers

 

She didn't I got it off a crackhead last year for £20

 

Exactly bro that means flavour

 

Is that the same as salt beef?

Looks good btw.

 

Did it come with the strawberries or were they not included

 

No mate. The strawberries were not included.

 

Most Sucky post ever.

 

he took the slippers of his ex gals grandma he told me

 

Jesus christ so all you got was a bowl

 

Oh hang on, nope, this is the most Sucky thing ever.

 

Close enough.

 

Yeah, a wavy sort of chrome bowl, for when we serve strawberries to all of our guests.