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Off Topic Ian Beale’s Free School Meals On Wheels

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Tel (they/them), Oct 22, 2020.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I begged my mum for time for a Raleigh Activator back in the day, my Grandad eventually bought one and it got robbed when I was in the Spar.

    Better off with ****e if you’re a kid innit, folk leave your stuff alone.
     
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    Solid_Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    they already are means tested thats why they qualify for free school meals .
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Nah usually I just ask if they alright first, then their name, you hungry? You want this spliff?
    **** like that<laugh>
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I hate carrying change so usually give it away if I have any and see a homeless, but they all hang round ATM’s now like you’re gonna pull an extra score out for em.
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Bro them ones there are all crackheads, begging as a job, they don't get **** from me, there's one who sits at the bus stop outside my local shop all day every day begging for "1pounds" I see him and he knows not to ask me for **** lol

    And that's without a skin edd<laugh>
     
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    I remember wanting a He Man figure when I was a kid...my dad turned up with this dinosaur thing you wound up and it walked by itself


    Things like that made me humble
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    My mum went away shopping with my Auntie when I was about 8. I asked for Earthquake and Typhoon WWE figures, rare as ****, she come back with some WCW **** and basically that was the end of me and her, still don’t like her now.
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I got some turtles PJS when I was like 7 for Xmas, they weren't official merch more bush market bad replica, I died inside, but did I show it? Did I throw a tantrum? Course fuking not I'd have got my arse handed to me<laugh>
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    **** off lol

    I asked for the wwf ring and got the wcw..

    But again see my previous post. <laugh>
     
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    ok, cheers.<ok>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Middle class kids getting Govt paid for scran via the eat out to help out scheme = sound

    Kids living in poverty getting some free scran over the Christmas hols = get ****ed their parents are all scrounging lay abouts so let them go hungry to teach their parents a lesson....

    This decision was **** all to do with the cost btw & everything to do with the Govt not wanting to back down twice to a footballer.

    Principles eh, can’t have these upstarts thinking they can get the better of us, so **** the hungry kids saving face is far more important.

    Absolutely ****ing shameful
     
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    O'l Gravy Leg. Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Tel don't forget slights
     
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    How Tory ffs

    Don’t issue vouchers as they’ll all sell them to get cash to buy smack and Vodka. **** off will yer.
     
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    This was going so well<whistle>

    <laugh>
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah I probably should have been more humble. She got me back a few years ago, paid for an all inclusive luxury trip for her and my step dad, when I asked how it was she said “It was ****”. <laugh>
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    <laugh>
     
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    That makes me feel a bit better <laugh>

    I suggested vouchers at the beginning of the thread, was starting to feel bad after I read the gooner comment.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I was hoping for Tobes to join in tbf, so that’s cheered me up.
     
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