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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by IWAFVU-NUFC, Oct 2, 2011.

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  1. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

    Nolberto's Salsa Inferno Well-Known Member

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    Its not us, its the Handsomesty Factor of the current team ..Definatley top of the footbal league..There will even be a lass somewhere that finds the Mekon/squidward adorable, who isnt his mam.

    but hello, hello , hello and hello (individualised hellos to all 4 memebers of the female persuasion present)
     
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    Nolberto's Salsa Inferno, Oct 3, 2011
  2. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure they'll appreciate the personal touch. <ok>
     
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    Agent Bruce, Oct 3, 2011
  3. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    lets hope Titus never finds this place
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Oct 3, 2011
  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Welcome. I see the lads and lasses have welcomed you as only we know how! My lass has never comforted me when we lost. Mind I'm probably such a miserable git she probably feels I'm unapproachable. I've got it all wrong haven't I? Instead of getting in a bad mood I need to put a sad face on, get a bit vics under the eyes to make them water. Then when she asks how she can make me feel better, unzip!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 3, 2011
  5. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    tmi.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Oct 3, 2011
  6. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Woo , welcome! <diva>

    I'm also a female member , we can share secrets and stuff!
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Oct 3, 2011
  7. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    You little fibber! <laugh>
     
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    Agent Bruce, Oct 3, 2011
  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Haha, god loves a trier!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 3, 2011
  9. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    He's not too fond of little fibbers though!
     
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    Agent Bruce, Oct 3, 2011
  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Nor is Santa 5-1 so be careful or you'll end up with no chimbo presents. I bet all of our female residents have the NUFC lingerie on the wish list, yes? I mean we're talking high class garments here. Wor lass took one look and said "don't even ask the question, you know the answer".
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 3, 2011

  11. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Don't ruin the dream guys! <steam>

    You're just jealous.
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Oct 3, 2011
  12. Alfie

    Alfie Active Member

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    Me too but mines a Spuds fan so not into football at all really.

    A Hunk Poll or a Hunk's Pole?
     
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    Alfie, Oct 3, 2011
  13. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    he is a big girl though so half right

    please log in to view this image
    just incase you need help <whistle>
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Oct 3, 2011
  14. holystone

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    just in case my gut ever demands that I open my uninformed gob and say something................join the rest of us.
     
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    holystone, Oct 3, 2011
  15. my name is jonas

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    five pages and no one has got their rat out yet. gutted.
     
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    my name is jonas, Oct 3, 2011
  16. IWAFVU-NUFC

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    @ Nolberto's Salsa Inferno - why thank you kind sir, and re squidward, love has ever been blind
    @ Agent Bruce - depends how personal hes trying to get ;)
    @ Gutierrez's Right Boot - I dont think Rohypnol works via ethernet
    @ Warm Pouch - yes I agree, nothing like kicking off your comfy zip up grandad slippers and getting a foot rub when youre down
    @5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE - so youre a female member eh? so with member being an analogy of sexual parts, doesnt that make you a ****? lol kidding
    @ Alfie - commiserations on your girls choice... but I'm sure you can tell her what its all about
    @ the secret ingredient in fat mikes pies - I take your point, but the kitchen floor is ceramic tile... cold...uncomfortable... surely I'm allowed out on occasion?
    @ holystone - its a lot more noticable from a girl though, you lot can bluster through it and still come out as somehow being right :D
    @ Ant NUFC - have it covered... www.rentokil.co.uk/vermin-control

    seriously tho guys, thanks for the welcome, now how the hell do we defend against Bale?
     
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    IWAFVU-NUFC, Oct 3, 2011
  17. MrToontastic

    MrToontastic Well-Known Member

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    Injure the bastard like we did last year at SJP?
     
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    MrToontastic, Oct 3, 2011
  18. my name is jonas

    my name is jonas Member

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    cha-ching. Thats the money shot right mhyere
     
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    my name is jonas, Oct 3, 2011
  19. StoneyNUFC

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    <laugh> brilliant.

    Welcome BTW :)
     
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    StoneyNUFC, Oct 3, 2011
  20. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    Some of you really need to get laid. Just sayin'.
     
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    Chappaz, Oct 3, 2011
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