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Too fat or too thin?

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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Would you rather shag a bird who is overweight eg:

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    Or underweight eg:

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    ?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 3, 2011
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Nigella, Christina etc. = real women

    Keira, Emma Watson etc. = stick insects
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Oct 3, 2011
  3. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    that is an unanswerable conundrum my friend.
     
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    rogueleader, Oct 3, 2011
  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I don't like flabby, but don't mind a chunky bird if she's firm and fruity. From the options given, I'd go for Nigella every time. Knightley is a bag of antlers.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Oct 3, 2011
  5. RAVENBLACK

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    Nigella has recently put on too much.

    A few years back she was voluptuous and curvaceous. Still stunningly beautiful and that wonderful accent which is so suggestive and sexy and dirty and romantic all in one. She oozes sex.

    Knightley is an anorexic rake.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Oct 3, 2011
  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Nigella would be the more comfortable ride. And she'd make you cake after.
     
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    Archers Road, Oct 3, 2011
  7. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    nigella was best when she was "thick" or just a bit chunky.
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Oct 3, 2011
  8. RAVENBLACK

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    Marilyn Monroe or Knightley?

    When Marilyn was alive before some wag says it.

    No contest at all.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Oct 3, 2011
  9. Archers Road

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    The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin.
     
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    Archers Road, Oct 3, 2011
  10. -jordan-

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    i'll go for a bit more cushion than a bag of bones too
     
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  11. The-Don

    The-Don Well-Known Member

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    Fat ones try harder :)

    They treat it like its their last everytime!!

    But Personally i like skinny birds
     
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    The-Don, Oct 3, 2011
  12. RAVENBLACK

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    Yup all us guys are confirming that super models are a complete turn off.

    Something women have never understood.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Oct 3, 2011
  13. -jordan-

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    and they've got a **** attitude. you're not allowed to walk on the same pavement as them without em giving you a filthy look (and not in a good way)

    diva bitches
     
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  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Exactly. And yet you see these celebrity birds striving to be a size 4 or whatever. Who do they think they are impressing?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 3, 2011
  15. Nazara

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    chunky girls normally have the best tits <ok>
     
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    Nazara, Oct 3, 2011
  16. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Yet men get the blame for women wanting to look like supermodels and their subsequent eating disorders. Bizarre.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Oct 3, 2011
  17. jenthesaint1990

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    its because its men who design the clothes
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Oct 3, 2011
  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    So does LL look better here:

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    or here?

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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 3, 2011
  19. jenthesaint1990

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    lohan is so ****ed up now. so much plastic in her face and that peroxide blonde does nothing for her complexion.
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Oct 3, 2011
  20. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Are you claiming that they don't make clothes in your size, forcing you to go on a starvation diet so that you can buy clothes that fit you?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Oct 3, 2011
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