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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Sep 21, 2017.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    This is the fist year I haven't run the London Marathon due to Covid. Every other year I haven't run it because I'm **** at running Marathons
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Gessa Well-Known Member

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    Many years ago my mate's missus came a close second in the Miss England 1997 competition. Later that year she was beset by a long period of bad luck. She suffered years of drug and alcohol abuse and a series of eating disorders. She lost a leg and needed facial reconstruction surgery after a road traffic accident. Later, she suffered 90% burns in an unprovoked acid attack. Several of her teeth were knocked out and an eye gouged in a fight outside a KFC Chicken Take Away. The stress caused severe hair loss and facial warts.
    But she never stopped believing.
    And then finally, last month, she was crowned Miss Scotland 2020
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    They would absolutely love that on the General Chat board ... might I suggest the "Sometimes Laughter Is The Best Medicine" thread? <cheers>
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    <laugh>
    **** the jocks
     
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    Many years ago my mate's missus came a close second in the Miss England 1997 competition. Later that year she was besetby a long period of bad luck. She suffered years of drug and alcohol abuse and a series of eating disorders. She lost a leg and needed facial reconstruction surgery after a road traffic accident. Later, she suffered 90% burns in an unprovoked acid attack. Several of her teeth were knocked out and an eye gouged in a fight outside a KFC Chicken Take Away. The stress caused severe hair loss and facial warts.
    But she never stopped believing.
    And then finally, last month, she was crowned Miss Scotland 2020
    <laugh>
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Man under a pile off leaves.

    Russell.




    Just to get things back to being ****.
     
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  11. Diego

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    Woman balancing pints of bitter on her elbows and head.....beartix.


    Woman balancing pints of bitter on her elbows and head whilst playing snooker.....beartix potter


    Boom boom
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Man in a pool, no arms, no legs.

    Bob.
     
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  13. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Woman who throws all her bills on the fire......Bernadette
     
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    Man with a seagull on his head.

    Cliff
     
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    Man with spade on his head ... Doug

    Man with spade removed from head ... Douglas...

    Man with spade in hands ... Chaos
     
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  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Man on roids.
    It;s happening.
     
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    Woodrow Wilson

    Woody Allen

    Woody Guthrie

    Woody Harelson

    Wooden Statham

    <whistle>
     
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    Man with number plate on head ... Reg

    Dead Man with number plate on head ... X-Reg
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Wine in the kitchen
    What rat..
     
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  20. Commachio

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    Damn you
     
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