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  1. Sucky

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    On sandwiches.... Coleslaw and ham is a classic. BLT too. Probs my go to"s

    Id like to stuff a cooked pig with coleslaw one day. I'd like to eat that with an axe and a spade
     
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    sounds good

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    You lot know bout the donut trick?
     
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    So like you k ow when you buy a bag of donuts from sainsburys or whatever and you end up not eating em all and they a bit stiff the next day....

    7/10secs in the zapper.

    Its like magic
     
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    yeah man

    my cock didn’t fit through the ring :(

    you?
     
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    ohhh

    yeah...I give the jam donuts bowt 10 secs

    mmm the jam oozes out warm and donut is warm n soft like a fresh one
     
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    Good thing you didn't use my donut trick before doing your one.
     
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    #spurlyknows

    Goes for bakers bread too, baguettes, crusty rolls and that ****
     
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    <whistle>
     
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    Is that because the width of the donut is too long?

    "is it in yet?"
     
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    I hate chocolate spread.. I just don't get it mate..

    A nice runny good quality rasleey jam on a scone give me hard on
     
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    Yeh not on scones I'll give ya that.

    But mate spread some of that in a pancake and we can talk about hard ons
     
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    Lemon and sugar for me or a butterscotch sauce
     
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    I like the lot.

    Ice cream one

    Nutella one

    Sugar and lemon one

    Blueberry and double cream one

    To start with
     
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    I never have them tbh
     
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    I do banana pancakes, easy as.
     
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    I can't be arsed like it takes ages for something so insignificant in terms of how filing it is..
     
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    Stfu man you've never made em have ya?

    Ages ffs <laugh>. I'll knock up like 2ltrs of pancake mix takes me 10mins and I eat it for days after.

    ****
     
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    I used to get stoned and make them as a teenager, but no I need real food mate.. I can't be arsed frying 20 pancakes its a fanny on..


    Chicken eggs rice gammon steak veg nuts oats that's all I eat.. Oh and mozzerella cheese
     
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