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Head's Gone

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  1. lardiman

    lardiman We can rebuild him
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    A logical next step from those occasional 'Dork of the Day' posts from back in the days of a proper lockdown - I thought a thread for loose cannons and silly Billy's might be useful for a bit of light relief during this long ol' winter.
    No apology to the Ginger one on TalkSport for nicking one of his catchphrases...

    Head's Gone #1: Harry Maguire <doh>

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/54363934

    Got something on his mind I reckon.
    Astute management from Gareth Southgate too.
     
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    England are going nowhere under Southgate. He’s a chinless wonder. He’s got so many players to choose from, he doesn’t know his best 24, let alone his best 11. There’s more chance of @The mighty Elfsborg winning the World’s Tallest Man than England winning Euro 21.
     
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    Yet according to the media frenzy two years ago, you'd be forgiven for thinking England won the 2018 World Cup.

    Getting beaten by Croatia and Belgium (twice) was glossed over in the mass ejaculation over how good England supposedly were.
     
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    I was so relieved we got knocked out.

    I could not have stomached that palice prick being knighted if we won the cup. And he would have.
     
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    We have been the most over-rated side for years , with the dullest manager and a media that get carried away with every victory , no matter how lucky that victory may have been.

    I’m resigned to us winning **** all in my lifetime..
     
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    Always look on the bright side of life.
     
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    There's a bright side <yikes>
     
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    There is always a bright side.
     
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    The Merseyside derby shows that you don't need t come down to L1 to see crap refereeing. Pickford's thuggish tackle was the worst by a goalie since Schumacker.
     
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    Leaving aside the crap refereeing, why wasn’t it picked up by the video referee?
     
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    He was crap as well, didn't even know the offside law.
     
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    I think he earned himself a Head's Gone, for that challenge as well as being very accident prone lately...

    Head's Gone #2: Jordan Pickford :bandit:
     
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    I think Carol Voderman’s head has gone.

    Along with a couple of other things <laugh>

    (She’s 60 this year :emoticon-0152-heart)

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    I'm afraid she's become addicted to plastic surgery.
    Must be very insecure. I feel sorry for her.

    Somebody ought to talk her down before she lets those vultures carve up her face as well.

    And she's better be extra sure there aren't any pins still attached to the new outfits she puts on...
     
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    About 10 years ago I became allergic to Ibuprofen. It brings my mouth out in a trout-pout. I didn't realise it the first time, and went into work with it, and my workmates called me Leslie Ash. The second time it happened my lips just popped up while I was shaving, and I still had to go into work and give them a laugh. I can't imagine someone paying to look like that.
     
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    Has Carol had plastic surgery ?

    Some women just blossom with age.

    She’s an amazing specimen for 60.
     
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    No idea, I wasn't referring to her, she looks great.
     
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    Has she had plastic surgery? You must be kidding, she has had loads of work. She looks really rough in that picture. I prefer women to look natural.
     
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    She looks ridiculous, what a shame
     
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