Off Topic The Welshie is banned from the prem board thread

At least he didn't get banned "just in case"

 

they're not as bad as the Mackem board mate

even former mods are banned from the Mackem board. Nazi regime down there.

 

Poland? My trip to Krakow due two weeks ago got knocked on the head. You got special permit to go Captain?

 

I'm off to wroclaw after istanbul.. Looks romantic type of place

 

mask the first barman you meet for a mad dog. You will be impressed.

 

I don't drink mate.. Maybe once or twice a year tops

 

make Poland one of those times mate. The beer is immense and the vodka even better. Bison is the daddy.

 

I don't drink because I turn in to a psychopath apart from many other reasons, so I'm foreign countries its a big no no.. I might be a big greedy with food though and not weigh out my nutrition.

 

You naughty boy

 

I weight out everything and drink water to the ml every day. I'm becoming more and more like the guy in American psycho actually.

 

What you going to be doing Poland if you're not getting lashed?

 

A wife

 

Muslim mate of mine is going to Poland in December for a massage

I asked "what, a massage?"

"Happy endiiiing HAHAHAAAAAA!" while rubbing his hands together

70 euros apparently

 

Is this why you're going @captain wrong you creep?

 

Honestly the women are cheap af out there your better off on the pull.

Unless you ugly af then don't mind me

 

This

Eastern Europeans are so easy, I'd never pay one.

Lithuanians getting a shoutout here for being extra slutty.

 

Romanian birds are the ones.

Nasty bitches, gold digging fuks too so use that and don't fall in love like a dickhead.

 

Not Romanian but same part of the world, Bulgarian girls are the same.

I shagged one when I first moved to Norway, one offered rides for money on some app and I kept using her when I was pissed. Eventually I met and shagged her sister who is a pretty woman.

Anyway, I didn't fall for her but we stayed in contact and she's now with some Norwegian fella who is not attractive and kinda fat. She's told me straight she's purely with him for his cash, he buys her whatever she wants.

Those girls man, they don't love anyone but family. Never trust them.

 

Yeh mate, it's cos there's no money in them places for the general population so the fit ones use what they got to get what they see as a better life.

Can't knock em for that and tbh **** rich dumb bastards, and tbf most of em ain't stupid they cool knowing she's fuking other blokes, just grateful for a good looking vagina init lol