.................................Mistletoe and Wine................................ Anybody making any plans for this year, hardly seems worth it the way things are going. Perhaps this will be the first time that Turkeys actually vote for Christmas. "It'll Be Lonely This Christmas" Cue comment from hygienically challenged ****ter Test Tube Toby (or TTT as he is referred to in Spasmoid Land).
Have you finished shoving veggie pizzas up your Bourneville Boulevard and getting Elton **** to suck out the sweetcorn with his thrush infected tongue slowly whilst you toss off into David Furniture's mouth?
We normally have minimum 14 up to Twechar Towers from Xmas but a few in Julie's family are racked with Catholic guilt and will not break the rules no matter how bizarre and illogical the rules are. FTP
Turkeys already voted for Christmas, and now they’re getting it with extra stuffing. Pigs in chlorinated Brexit blankets anyone?