Prior to doing what I do now ( as little as poss for as much as poss) I worked security on a building site. One night I saw the labourer walking out with a wheelbarrow covered with a blanket. I thought "what's that c*nt got under there?" The next night I saw him again with a wheelbarrow covered with a blanket. I stopped him and said " Eya mate what you got under there?!" I took the blanket off. Nowt f*ckall ! The next night same again. I stopped him but f*ckall not a thing ! This went on for 3 months until they sacked me. When I asked the gaffa why I was sacked it was because 84 wheelbarrow's had gone missing!
We went to our favourite restaurant and noticed they had unicorn steaks which we've never had before .... ... so we asked the waiter how we should have them. "Rare!"
please log in to view this image PS.. Not the best joke ever by any means, but still worth copying and sharing..
here is a joke only older people that like reggae will like when i lived in Amsterdam the bikes have special lanes to pass pedestrians. on my bike i had to pass de dutchies on de left hand side
