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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 11, 2020.

  1. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Panic not, help is on hand.

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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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  3. JakartaToon

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    Not really backflipping - said that lockdowns should be used only to ease pressure on medical facilities when required, which is how most governments are now using it. The UK government is erring on the side of caution but as long as it is still subsiding the lockdown effects that's not a bad thing.
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Lockdown or not, the Polis speed camera vans are out in force...just in case you've been doing 33 in a 30 zone. Spotted recently at Benton Lane (just off the Quorum roundabout) and Shields Road bypass. Damn you drivers!
     
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  5. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Good. Those who speed are ****s
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Add to that cyclists and motorcyclists. *****, all of them.
     
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  7. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Indeed. Basically I'm perfect and **** the rest <laugh>
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> And very fast joggers as well!
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    theyre ****s
     
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  10. Toonitus

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    **** lockdown off off to Istanbul in 4 weeks...
     
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  11. Obi Wan

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    So you wont be here for the takeover then?
     
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  12. VespaPiaggio

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    You wanna try riding a scooter with some **** up your arse doing 30+.
    Anyway NP don't allegedly do you below 35.
    I agree though, drivers are ****s, especially lazy fat bastards.
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Talking about drivers I'm having another round tomorrow (yes, in the rain). But not with Barber (I've binned him for now).
     
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    I'll be on here in my hotel room checking
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    lucky bastard
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    where you staying?
     
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  17. Obi Wan

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    Istanbul. Pay attention.
     
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  18. Toonitus

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    I'm going to try and find some mustard mayonnaise right from the off
     
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    Either the mercure or the Hilton.. Its part of an all inclusive trip and I'll get one of the two..
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Suck balls tubs
     
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