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  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Aye . . . . I did mention that, didn't I <whistle>
     
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  2. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    go on then i've gone back and given you a like, stop using the blue its doesnt stand out,
     
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  3. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I use white text in all of my responses to you ...

    ... you absolute




    Sorry but its true.
     
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  4. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i speak 3 languages but what you just typed isn't one of them.
     
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    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I'm absolutely plastered mate ...

    ... I'm typing at a frequency only dogs can hear <laugh>
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    im waiting for the frogs spawn to hatch, so i can find out what the **** they are on about
     
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    The wife said to me "so you like football more than me."
    I had to think fast."No,don't be ridiculous, open your legs and I'll show you."
    She duly obliged..So I nutmegged her.
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 12, 2020
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    1310-MATT-PORTAL-WEB-P1.jpeg.jpg
     
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    Police in Lagos,Nigeria have just broken into the flat of a man that had died.

    They found 27 billion pounds

    Checking his computer they found out he has been trying to give it away for the last 15 years, but nobody was replying to his emails
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 12, 2020
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    Like a lot of people during lock down I've been getting most of my clothes online,
    But my neighbours have now started taking their washing in at night, so I’m just going to have to f*cking look elsewhere.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Oct 12, 2020
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    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    My neighbour accused me of taking washing off her line today.
    I was that shocked, I nearly **** her knickers.
     
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  13. Makemstine Roger

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    5 years ago today my mate George came running out shouting "It's a boy!" with tears streaming down his face.

    He never did go back to Thailand.
     
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    I don't normally eat vegetables but because it's john Lennon birthday I decided to give peas a chance
     
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