I saw my Doctor yesterday, so dropped my trousers, and pointed to a massive boil on my backside, and said I was worried about it and could he do something about it But he didn't seem interested in examining me, he just muttered something about booking an appointment at the surgery. And then! He carried on pushing his trolley around the supermarket
there's a cave near Hadrians wall where a wizzeld auld witch called Wraith or chippy to her friends will suck it out for ten bob, you will need injections later though once that gobs been round it.
I took my wife out for our anniversary dinner last night and she kept saying she wanted to pay for the meal. "Don't be stupid," I said, "we're halfway down the road now, just keep running".
My wife got took into hospital, I ask them how is she?, they said she's critical. I told them that's normal she's always Complaining about something
Late the other night a knock came on the door, when I opened the door there were two cops stood there!!! We are sorry to inform you sir but its your wife!! It looks as tho a bus has hit her!!! I know guys, but she takes it up the arse and the kids like her I replied.
Q. What do you call the 1st migrant off the boat ? A. Amir Q. What do you call the 2nd ? A. Amir Azwell
I started a business making films for dogs. The first was Where Beagles Dare. It was a stupid idea, I must've been barking Sorry mate, I can't see anything ... ... what am I missing.
The dogs favourite series must be Game of Bones.. PS.. I couldn't see anything from that attachment either..
