McGregor , criminal mastermind ?

Aye , Im beginning to imagine Venom as Sean Connery in " Outlands "

 

I'm not going to argue with that....I really have been away too long. At least the weather has cleared up and all the backlog of flights are gone now. Next chopper is mine

 

With the dodgy 'tache?

 

THINGS YOU SHOULDNT SAY IN A GAY BAR............AN OCCASIONAL SERIES ;


" The next chopper is mine "

 

Aye, as if I'd wear a Royal Blue uniform:

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You'd be fine - just like Sean, he used to wear green and then switched to the blue.

 

I'm only joking anyway. I have to wear a boilersuit that is the same colour. I've got a few royal blue t-shirts too. Can't be ****ed with diddies who won't wear a colour because of football. Half-wits.

 

I don't wear green - but only coz it clashes with my eyes.

 

I've got a Jaws t-shirt that is blue with red and white bits on it. One of my mates pulled me up and tried to say, and I'm not joking here, that it was "A British t-shirt"....you couldn't make it up.

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Brilliant, what scares me most is that they are not joking.

 

Yeah, frightening. I couldn't give a **** about all the ****e associated with the Old Firm. I'm a Celtic fan, that means I like to watch Celtic play and hope they win. Doesn't mean I'm anti-British or pro-Catholic or anything to do with politics or religion.

Fair Do's if you don't wear Blue/Green because you are superstitious. That just makes you a bit stupid rather than an ignorant bigot. Personally I haven't used a blue cup in the galley all week just in case I jinx the game (stupid, I know)

 

You should have used the blue one, coz you dropped the green one with the milk in it.
Surely a sign??

 

Nah, luckily it was a clear one today. There were only clear and red ones on the top tray and no way was I taking an "Aberdeen" one.

 

The clear represents the white of the hoops.
So yer ****ed.

 

I thought it was "clear" that I'm a clumsy dickhead.

 

I bet Walter was happy with that one.

 

To be fair lads it hasn't been proven yet that SHE wasn't a Celtic fan

 

Aye, this is brlliant Mick. The Bears on 606 are reporting anything you say about, no-one is even bothering to say anything anymore.

 

There isnt a single thread about it on the first page of follow follow forum. Sweep Sweep...