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  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    .................................Mistletoe and Wine................................

    Anybody making any plans for this year, hardly seems worth it the way things are going.

    Perhaps this will be the first time that Turkeys actually vote for Christmas.

    "It'll Be Lonely This Christmas" :emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music

    Cue comment from hygienically challenged ****ter Test Tube Toby (or TTT as he is referred to in Spasmoid Land).
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    ^^^^^
     
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    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Have you finished shoving veggie pizzas up your Bourneville Boulevard and getting Elton **** to suck out the sweetcorn with his thrush infected tongue slowly whilst you toss off into David Furniture's mouth?
     
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  4. pud

    pud Guest

    <laugh>

    Ffs
     
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  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    stopmeandslapme, Oct 11, 2020
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I haven't forgotten Toby:
    please log in to view this image
     
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    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    "looks like ****, tastes like ****........it just is ****"
     
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  8. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    We normally have minimum 14 up to Twechar Towers from Xmas but a few in Julie's family are racked with Catholic guilt and will not break the rules no matter how bizarre and illogical the rules are.

    FTP
     
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    EDGE., Oct 12, 2020
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Turkeys already voted for Christmas, and now they’re getting it with extra stuffing. Pigs in chlorinated Brexit blankets anyone?
     
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  10. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    I hate Turkey, it's tasteless.

    Think we're having spam fritters this year.
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Turkey sangers on St Stephen's day is just absolutely adorable.
     
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    'We're'

    <rofl> <rofl>
     
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    Has your poop chute recovered yet, gaylord?
     
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    A smackhead special.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Oct 12, 2020
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    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    And what are we all hoping for this Christmas?

    Presents wise I mean.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Oct 15, 2020
  16. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    presents are for ****s
     
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    Toley Fart, Oct 15, 2020
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Something sparkly
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Vagazzle?
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    There could be something interesting, at the end of the stocking.

    As long as it's not a satsuma.
     
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    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    When I was a kid we never even got a satsuma. We made do with nothing.
     
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