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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Evil Jimmy Krankie, Oct 10, 2020.

  1. Nacho

    Nacho Well-Known Member

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    It's from a book not a film but I like this quote from The Long Goodbye

    "I like bars just after they open for the evening. When the air inside is still cool and clean and everything is shiny and the barkeep is giving himself that last look in the mirror to see if his tie is straight and his hair is smooth. I like the neat bottles on the bar back and the lovely shining glasses and the anticipation. I like to watch the man mix the first one of the evening and put it down on a crisp mat and put the little folded napkin beside it. I like to taste it slowly. The first quiet drink of the evening in a quiet bar—that's wonderful."

    It's true there's no drink like the first drink.
     
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  2. Evil Jimmy Krankie

    Evil Jimmy Krankie Well-Known Member

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    I remember the first alcoholic drink I had. Half a McEwans Best Scotch. I was 16 and it was in a pub in Southwick. It took me about an hour to drink it and it tasted bloody awful. Why on earth I ever wanted to drink anything alcoholic after that.....but I did.
     
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  3. Nacho

    Nacho Well-Known Member

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    Tough opener that. I don't think I truly acquired the taste for alcohol until I was in my mid twenties and now I've acquired it a bit too well <laugh>

    Apart from cheap cider, vodka and Glenfiddich they can all bugger off.

    One final Chandler quote before I can't stop myself and spam your film thread with book quotes

    "Alcohol is like love,” he said. “The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl’s clothes off."
     
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    “ It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here.”
     
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  5. marcusblackcat

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    “Hi I’m a plumber. Why are you only wearing a thong bikini?”... oh is it just me that watches that type of movie
     
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  6. Nathan Brazil

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    Close, The Torrens, 16yr old, a pint of half & half, (scotch & exhibition iirc), very close!
     
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  7. gillmackem

    gillmackem Active Member

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    From highlander" Ramirez is dead i cut off his head and raped his woman when his blood was still warm" the kurgun to connor mccloud
     
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  8. goldfinger

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    Zed’s dead baby. Zed’s dead.
     
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  9. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Alan Ladd, Shane. Lost his Bowie knife. The lass says "I see you still wear the sheath".
     
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  10. Nacho

    Nacho Well-Known Member

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    Budd: I don't dodge guilt, and I don't jew out of paying my comeuppance.

    Bill: Can't we just forget the past?

    Budd: That woman deserves her revenge... And we deserve to die. (laughs) But, then again, so does she. So I guess we'll just see...won't we?
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Ge tillbaka för gammal ost ................. when you learnt Swedish from watching porn movies......... it means giving a milf her cheese back
     
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  12. Sandy Camel

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    "You're trying to kill me."

    "If I tried that your head would be splattered all over this feld. Now where's the girl?"
     
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    Remember what i taught you son

    Dont be a **** dad



    Billy butcher....the boys
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    I didn’t mean to call you a meatloaf jack
     
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  15. Nacho

    Nacho Well-Known Member

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    Great show just watched the last episode a few minutes ago.
     
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    You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.
     
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    Bit hazzy on the details, but this quote has stuck with me for years.

    From Deep Space Nine, Garrick, the Kardasian Tailor and O'Brien talking tactics while outnumbered.

    Garrick, -- If possible shoot them in the back.

    O'Brien -- You'd shoot a man in the back?

    Garrick -- It's the safest way.
     
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    Sera: So, Ben with an "N " what brings you to Las Vegas? Business convention?
    Ben Sanderson: I came here to drink myself to death.
    Sera: How long will it take you?
    Ben Sanderson: I'd say about three to four weeks.

    Sera: So... why are you killing yourself?
    Ben Sanderson: Interesting choice of words. I don't remember. I just know that I want to.
     
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  19. Bizarreknives

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    'Those aren't pillows'
     
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  20. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Sonny : Hey man, how you doin'? Rich...

    [offers handshake]

    Sonny : [Richard refuses handshake]

    Sonny : You ok?

    Richard : Mmh

    [nods head]

    Sonny : You know the lads had this ridiculous idea th...

    Richard : [Richard interrupts him before he can finish off the sentence] Yeah, it was me.

    Sonny : Oh it was? Thought so. What are you up to?

    Richard : Moochin' about.

    Sonny : Moochin' about? In my house?

    Richard : Mmh

    Sonny : Do you always paint men? Like women?... What are you doin' lad?

    Richard : That's my concern.

    Sonny : Not with being in my house. Where are you staying?

    Richard : Motson's farm. Gonna come see me are ya?

    Sonny : Maybe I will. You're not afraid of me are ya?

    [Richard smiles & shakes head implying he isn't afraid]

    Tuff : Why doesn't he just chin him?

    Big Al : He's weighing him up, he's weighing him up, shut up.

    Sonny : You're making me very nervous, Richard.

    Richard : Well you should be. If I were you, i'd get in that ****in' car and i'd get out of here man. I'd gather them goonies and get whatever you've got comin' mate... 'cause i'm gonna ****ing hit you all.

    Sonny : I don't like being threatened, Rich'.

    Richard : I'm not threatening you mate. It's beyond ****ing words. I watched over you when you were asleep and I looked at your ****ing neck and I was that far away from slicing it.

    Richard : [Richard opens up his hand right hand and points towards his palm] You're ****ing there mate!

    [Richard clenches his hand]

    Richard : So get in that car... and **** OFF!


     
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