Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

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Had an attack of butter fingers

 

On the wagon the last 3 weeks Archie, I was drinking half a dozen beers with little effect or needing 2 bottles of Chilean red to get a buzz.

I started going straight for the Chivas Regal and drinking the bottle in 2 days and getting through a dozen cans of full fat coke , spending too much on ice cubes too.

If your tolerance means you routinely drink spirits then it's an indication that your liver needs a break.

Not even slightly difficult to go dry , no special meetings or calling it an illness just smoke a joint in the evening to take the edge off life if I feel like it.

I may have a drink over the weekend but I'm not enjoying it lately and sleeping much better as well as waking up with a clear head ..

Alcoholics like you are just terrible people so blame the drink every time you wake up in the street with piss soaked trousers or alienate your friends and family in a drunken abusive delirious haze.

It's not the booze that made you a **** it just amplified it.

 

You can buy booze from Amazon next day delivery , don't worry Mick Ireland won't run out of Guiness just because of a stupid law .

 

On the cocktails these days

 

FTFY

 

fs

 

Panic on the streets of Dublin.

 

Reading back that was a bit harsh @Archers Road , but you seem like someone that responds better to tough loving than sympathy

 

I don't think you're cut out for the Samaritans.

 

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I got a National Express coach to the airport recently and the driver had to blow into a tube on the dash before the ignition would start .

I'm assuming if had a clever breathalyser built in .

 

Was it cans of gammon?

 

Here is a photograph of my bus...

 

You stand on the platform with a whistle ?

 

I have an electric whistle now, as the breathe powered mouth borne devices could potentially spread the virus. True story.

 

I'll give you a wave tomorrow on my way to Brighton

 

Can't wait for you to get here sexy xx.