For the love of god... The f*****g Da Vinci code took less time decipher and publish...!! I an officially bored stiff of hearing about your alleged book. I'm more than happy to hear when it actually makes it onto tin shelves. So, do me a favour and give it a rest until then.
Does it conform to the new European Regulation 5692D paragraph 45 section iii ? To minimise the cutting down of trees, all new publications except the Bible, the Koran, and books and memoirs written by officials of the EU have to be made out of paper suitable for use as toilet paper once the book has served its purpose as "a cracking good read (with nice pictures)".
Well, I've pretty much kept of this board for the past few weeks as the constant ramblings of this poster have totally detracted from my enjoyment of a hitherto excellent forum. However, I have missed the banter, laughs and occasional sparring; and it seems a shame that during our fantastic start to the season I haven't shared my musings with you and the collective celebration. So, I will attempt to follow the lead of others on here and just have a giggle about it. And what better place to start than this thread and the fact that there is more chance of Kelly Youga featuring in the first team before Xmas than this book ever coming to Waterstones shelves. Oh ****, just read his thread on Youga and orange cones...
ja - come on then give us a preview of your front cover? Camera picture, you can upload jpg. - or upload to your computer, snipping tool, save as jpg. upload to not606
Despite the banter, I expect he has written a book After all only a dimwit, would make something like that up? definition of dimwit...'someone who does things just to gain acceptance from others, not because he is a real personality'
fear not all -i have written book will put a few extracts from book on here once published,i would take a photo of front cover but dont know how to put it on here,if someone could do basic steps how to copy a page once i get it sent to me again next week or week after i will put one up its got to go back to publishers as making one last change to the book-making a photo larger than is so it covers inside page which people will like on here!it will definetly be in the club shop before christmas at the latest so no need to worry all done and looks really good,the publishers have done a brilliant job with it.
reason for delay as ask ponders ,goes to me and then back to publishers on layouts im very happy with layout theyve done except for first page they made one photo to small so enlarging it so it fits whole page after introduction.What the photo is is of the massive east terrace when overgrown,so dont worry just changing that and should get that back next week at the latest and then it goes in the shops,waterstone said they will stock it in bluewater which is good got show em finished copy when get it next week .
thanks forrest hill i explained everything properly its just a bit anoying one mistake thats all on it so it got go back for the 3rd or 4th time its a lot of hard work on all sides get this completed u be very impressed with it its brilliant,ive also done a brilliant 3d type photo of the valley at the back
it looks very good ,ive done a write up season by season since i first started to watch them photos you will all love its superb put together
