2020/21 ‘Summer’ transfer window thread

The takeover will be done by next season may even xmas, but Wilshire is just sooo Bruce

 

Dead I think, we’re signing some big nodder from Roma called Olsen

 

Can we all just agree Roy, in the nicest possible way obvs, that you’ve not had a shag since at least February and it’s **** all to do with lockdown/covid.

Imagine all the pussy you’ve missed out on by searching twitter every 30 seconds.

 

Backup to The Flid.

 

she will get sorted by Don Carlo.

 

Mate if someone asked you for the time you'd find a way to tell them about the "takeover"

 

ffs PJ

 

The latest development is a new level

 

United sign Cavani.

Confirmed.

 

I think she’s currently on her way to Ole’s gaff to stick him tbh, she’s was raging.

 

That's such a post Fergie United signing.

 

Looks like Ole isn't getting sacked yet then..

 

You seen the Mike Ashley thread tonight mate?

If not, it’s well worth a visit.

 

It's become a rite of passage for every manager since.

Except Moyes unless you count Fellaini.

 

Best rumour I’ve seen today, Poch being lined up to replace the clown man.

 

Deadline day is dull as fck but I'm not sure I'm that bored yet.

 

Trust me.

Go back a page.

 

The report saying "if things don't improve under Ole" was brilliant.

 

@PISKIE will have his meat out, as the Gooners have triggered Partey’s release clause.

 

If you don't beat the Toon on the 17th he's history...