I saw sign outside the gym. It said: Open 24/7. I thought, "That's f*cking useless. July is ages away."
BREAKING: Manchester United fans have launched an emergency petition to the Govt. demanding that they never be allowed back into Old Trafford.
On motd2, they showed a tweet from Everton.... "Who do you contact when you neighbour lets in more than 6"?
A new treatment-resistant species of head lice has been discovered. It's left scientists scratching their heads.