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  2. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Many moons ago, one guy from a group of mates on a night out copped off with some lass, and had a quicky round the corner. Ever supportive, the rest of the group convinced him she was a regular at the clap clinic, and he should bleach his nob to avoid passing anything to his wife. His nob went red and sore, and his behaviour caused his wife to question him, and he crumbled and owned up and she kicked him out.

    He took himself and his red raw bellend to the quacks, who looked at it and straight away asked, have you been washing this in bleach?
     
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  3. pud

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    The Uk are using excel to track Covid rates

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  4. Mick O'Toon

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    Talking about Lockdown II here now fs there goes October bank holiday and probably Christmas
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  5. Ciaran

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    Would break your heart genuinely
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

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    You're not wrong and me thinking pubs would reopen next week after a 3 week closure jaysus
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Sounds like a domestos dispute to me.
     
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    A bleach of the piece.
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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  12. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Awww, I miss that smiley paper clip.
     
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  14. Black Caviar

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  16. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    his elite genes probably saved him to be fair.
     
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    On yerself Donald
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh> he’s ****ing at it int he?
     
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    I did say he'd do a Lazarus <laugh>
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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