I gave the wife a handmade bra that i got from a craft fair, and told her it was made from sheepdog fur. "Aww, how sweet" She giggled. "Is that to keep my boobies nice and warm?" I said, "No, but it'll round them up and point them in the right direction".
My wife ran away with the milkman today. Watching them drive off in his milk float was the worst two and a half hours of my life.
