Hi, this is Reiver, I'd like to kill myself. Counsellor: Sorry, I am not allowed to help you. You'll have to do it yourself. However, wanting to be well hung is NOT a reason to commit suicide Mr. Reiver.
Funny you should mention Richard we have just had him laid to rest , he started this life as a wet fart and left this earth the size of a baby's arm.Many a tear and wailing was shed in his passing, as he stung the auld syphincer like **** passing through.his floral tribute was a brown and white paper one due to eco discipline, a remembrance meal will be held in his passing, Tandoori chicken masala and papadoms,a memorial will be hung on the **** house door reminding people on the brief but happiness of his passing. along with a memorial sniffing urn asking all patrons who leave that room to have a whiff if they had smelt anything more evil than that to leave a small donation.
Not sure we had oracles in middle ages, more ancient Greece. Picky I know, and I might be mistaken. They might have drowned false oracles to see if they floated. Any takeover announcement expected soon? We could consult the Delphic Oracle (sorry).
no mate the ducking stool was in the village duck pond and for witches, hangings or garotting was done from the castle wall
Cheers lads, Richard the Third is an absolute enigma yet quite humble ... ... one of the best people I've ever had the privilege to meet.
Man Utd: “There won’t be a result that’s worse than our 6-1 loss to Spurs all season.” Liverpool: “Hold my beer!”
Maybe not. But this guy didn't put himself in the money club, his Dad put him there. I'd say that is the cause of his behaviour. He is desperate to seem as if he's doing something big on his own, and his toxic mix of ego and personal insecurity coupled with being a gambler makes him utterly unpredictable.
Just for information lads, it's the international window that closes tomorrow, the domestic window continues until the 16th
