S.A.F.C. - the future

With your long blonde hair and your eyes of blue
The only thing I ever got from you was sorrow,
Asoro.

No?

 

reliable sources strongly suggest storey is the new owner

 

Wee like?

 

Wonder if the new Digital Media Editor know’s something is happening from the comments he’s made.

 

Here we go .......5.......4........3........2........1

 

Probably just happy to be here.

 

No chance its Story

 

Better than what we've got shouldn't be hard

 

You'd imagine youth players coming through from prem clubs should be able to play league 1 standard surely. However if you look at spurs kane only recognised striker, man city atm aguero and jesus out yet there is no young striker being given a chance.

 

this post has got me excited and is the best concrete bit of news yet, genuinely think they want to break the story first as its pretty quite out there at the moment story wise

 

So we've recruited someone from Portsmouth media team.

Champions League here we come.

 

hang on mate it only gave me a semi on not a full blown purple helmet, i need more info before i get one of those, as at my age i have to cherish these moments...

 

As long as no family issues i couldn't care less.

Posh smarmy ****

 

Get tablets for that nowdays even work with brewers droop

 

Hes an absolute bellend and looks down on us thinking he is better class.

Both ****ers just hope we are rid soon.

 

Said for ages we should be getting ****ing class players on loan. Like that lad Coventry had in our first season down, or Charlton had. If I was a PL manager I'd want my hot prospect going to a big club to get used to the pressure. One with a big crowd to get used to that (assuming we'll be back eventually this season). One that was normally going to be on the front foot (if they're at a big club that's what they'll be doing when they're in the first team), one with good facilities so they can get games and still learn. We're literally ideal and yet we've not had a single loanee who has been an automatic first choice. Other teams have had L1 team of the season players, we can't even get a ****er good enough to be guaranteed a game with us. That is a ****ing disgrace

 

NOW THAT'S WHAT I NEED ADVICE FROM AN EXPERT IN THE FIELD.....only kidding marra

 

Any more insights from MadBobMackem?

If something or nothing, expected or surprising, may or may not happen at some point soon or not for a while, I would hate to not hear about it beforehand.

 

At the risk of sounding super lazy here ( I can't be arsed to trawl through 570 pages) I wouldn't mind a quick summary of where things are right now in regards to the potential Takeover...

Is it..

FPP
Storey
Juan
Salmon Pants

A mixture of any of the above

Somebody else

or no-one at all...

I am well confused, so many different theories on here right now

 

The only thing i can add as a certainty is that it isn't me.

Then again...