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Trump Dead!

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  1. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    What the stats on flu that doesn't shut us down
     
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  2. haslam

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    Really not possible to say with any degree of accuracy. The don't test for flu in the same manner so only the people who get ill with it would ever be identified and even then if we take America as an example (as the figures are more available there yet still very iffy) they think around 10% of Americans get flu every year (so 32million) and around 30,000 die (if we call it 32,000 then that would be a death rate of 0.1%).

    Bare in mind that is without any form of lockdown, that is with flu being allowed to just pass around people. If you wanted to do a fair comparison with something like Covid19 it would require no restrictions whatsoever to be in place and to then log the numbers. Clearly that isn't going to happen.

    NOTE: The death rate for Covid19 is gradually expected to level out at more like 1-2% rather than where it is now. It was skewed upwards early on as the only people identified as having it is those who were ill with it. The death rate was at 10%+ for quite a while as a result but was artificial as it didn't include all those who were mild with it. The flu "death rate" will also be artificially high for the same reason and is still likely to be 1/10th or 1/20th the rate of Covid19.
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

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    This will jinx it and he’ll go and ****ing live.
     
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  4. Archers Road

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    Not forever <ok>
     
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  5. Jeremy Hillary Boob

    Jeremy Hillary Boob GC Thread Terminator

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    His wig will.
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    They'll probably pickle his head with the piece in situ if he snuffs it.

    Put it on display for Halloween.
     
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    Good point but I lead you to Tobes post first and someone else’s post last. Either way it’ll be the swiftest malady or the I died better than you cannot imagine.
     
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  8. duggie2000

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    He will probably claim he died and them miraculously came back to life as the messiah to free the free world from the tyranny of China
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    If Donny lives, he'll spin this whole thing as him defeating the Chyna virus.
     
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  10. Jeremy Hillary Boob

    Jeremy Hillary Boob GC Thread Terminator

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    His cretinous supporters are rallying all over the US - without masks. Just nothing more needs to be said. It's how Donnie would want it. :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Think I've made my mind up 'bout this now.



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  12. brb

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    The thing is with Trump, I think he's going to try and play this down even if it does make him really ill.

    At least he can save face, by saying, China, China, China.
     
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  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    His staff and medical team will.

    Who knows. He's ****ing deranged as it is, this isn't going to improve him in any way.
    Might as well just pay off a junior Dr to cholorform him in the night and release a presser saying he didn't make it.
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    If Trump was a poster on here, he'd be Hiag. Overweight, bullshit spinning merchant.
     
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  15. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Really good analogy <ok> <laugh>
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Well at least it wasn't some gay **** again.

    Progress I suppose.
     
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  17. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    CNN has stated, that the recent White house ceremony, is now being considered a super spreader event.

    Most of them maskless, the people there who have already tested positive, embracing others.

    It's worth a watch.
     
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  18. Tobes

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    There seems to be some debate over when he was actually diagnosed as testing positive. The Dr’s and the Whitehouse with conflicting timelines for how long he’s been confirmed as having it. With one talking about 72 hrs yesterday which would means he went to a rally knowing he was carrying COVID, a rally at which he mixed with his support as per, maskless.

    The event you’re referring to last weekend sums up his and the senior Republicans attitude towards the entire thing, no social distancing, no masks, hugging each other and spreading the virus at will. That went well.
     
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  19. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    The irony is that he was claiming the U.S. was over the worst and it was all about to end <laugh>

    Having a pop at Biden in the debate for wearing a mask as well.

    Also it seems the administration has been caught out on a lie he hadn't been on a respirator.

    Thoughts and prayers please everyone.
     
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  20. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Trump's radical new treatment revealed...

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