S.A.F.C. - the future

I remember the Lucy Pinder era, when Nuts and Zoo magazines were worth buying before internet porn obliterated everything else.

Sophie Howard was another from that time

 

I’m not sure but I think it only has to take sartori to agree and salmon pants is out, having said that I’m knee deep in San Miguel now and the only thing that is really making sense is Salma’s tits

 

This reminds me, who was that fit bird that I used to **** over all the time? Jakki Degg was it ? I know you don't know like, but aye, think it was her. Nice tits. I'm pissed

 

That name rings a bell

 

I do remember her now you mention it, she looks wholesome like she'd be a great shag and make you a lovely breakfast in the morning

 

I find it absolutely heartwarming that this thread has turned to booze and birds

 

That's her. You are a man of fine taste @Guinness Guzzler

 

sorry mate dont know anyone that would give you a blow job no matter how much you paid

 

You would do it for baccy

 

twat we snitched on me

 

Got introduced to Old Thumper back in 1990 whilst living just out of Bournemouth. Certainly lived up to it's name the following day.

 

It’s a great place. Quite unique in many ways with the weather and the pine trees. The beaches always reminded me of home.

 

We were there at the same time. Me 1988 to 1992. Did you ever try Thomas Hardy ale?

 

I think i tried every beer available in the 12 months i was there.

Was living in Ferndown at the time.

 

I'm gutted I missed the birds bit! Got carried away with the beer bit and burnt meself out prematurely!
No new news on the takeover?

 

Name it.

 

Morning all, here’s hoping we play two up front today......

 

To summarise, there's huge speculation within the support and a more limited amount in the media.

Despite this there's been absolutely nothing, from the club, at a critical time of the season.

The club hasn't contradicted suggestions that negotiations are taking place and key positions, such as the chairman, aren't being filled.

However various ndas seem to have been put in place, probably as the result of the previous fiasco when Donald and Methven blew the takeover by blabbing to fanzines, etc.

I was given lots of first hand information then but very little this time. But I, and a couple of other people, have been told things are moving.

Anyone expecting regular updates will be disappointed imo.

 

If I was a linesman, I'd say one of those was slightly offside.