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  1. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    My finger has the same stutter as Vince's.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Oct 2, 2020
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    I tried starting a business as a one man band, and songwriter, by strapping a musical instrument to every part of my body ...

    ... sadly I just couldn't compose myself <doh>
     
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    I went to see a band called Ezio and the lead man says if you are a good guitarist the crowd will say hell you are brilliant if you can play the guitar and a harmonica the crowd will say hell he’s bloody brilliant if you can play the guitar the harmonica the cymbals and the drums they say
    look at that f ucking tosser <laugh>
     
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    My sex change operation from male to female went really well...

    It was so successful, I'm still trying to reverse out of the hospital car park!
     
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    I went to the chinese take away last night for tea and asked for their specials...........they gave me too much foo yung.
     
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  13. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    Somebodys pinched my sombrero, Oct 3, 2020
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    Thing is, that absolutely could be a real quote!!
     
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    My missus is slightly cold and wants the heating on.I'm quite warm and don't want the heating on...

    So we've compromised and put the heating on!
     
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    I think my marriage is in trouble. When I'm having sex with my wife, I fantasise about having a w*nk.
     
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    Just let her through the door.
     
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