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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by - Doing The Lambert Walk, Mar 12, 2020.

  1. San Tejón

    San Tejón Well-Known Member

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    People are upset that Stanley Johnson wasn’t wearing a mask, when in a shop.
    I’m more upset that he wasn’t wearing a condom in 1963.
     
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    Thats the plot for an entirely different version of Terminator.
     
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  3. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    Just spat out my coffee!
     
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  4. Schrodinger's Cat

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    Is that accidently an actual picture of Cher? She is knocking on a bit, and the filler might be slumping now so wasn't sure
     
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  5. thereisonlyoneno7

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    Trump and Trumpette positive for COVID.

    Am I a horrible person for not being sad about this one.
     
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    Not sad either, because of all his denials about how serious this is....like to think he'd get some humility, but that won't happen. However, I want him to be a bit sick and to suffer a little....certainly don't wish him (or anyone, apart from a few war lords) serious harm.
     
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  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.
     
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  8. RSS

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    I've heard injecting bleach helps...
     
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  9. SaintStu

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    and inserting a light bulb up the arse
     
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  10. thereisonlyoneno7

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    Could all be a scam too.

    "Look at me, I am overweight and old and still stayed healthy"

    This would get the sympathy vote and make the non believers, non believers more. Also would play into his hands as Biden wants to only open the economy when safe to do do, Trump is desperate for business as usual.

    Not suggesting for one moment that POTUS would lie. Not ever.
     
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  11. Archers Road

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    Betting suspended on the Next President Market.
     
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  12. Schad

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    While certainly possible there are a few things working against:

    -Trump is a narcissist who is fixated on looking strong. Merely getting sick makes him seem weak.

    -Trump thinks that his rallies and public appearances help him. This means none of those.

    -Trump is an absolute idiot in a White House filled with absolute idiots. None of them can keep a secret for ten minutes.
     
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  13. StJabbo1

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    Update on travel between Amsterdam, The Hague and Rotterdam, It's no longer restricted to essential journeys only "The advice is to keep travel to a minimum." From https://www.government.nl/latest/ne...-measures-to-combat-the-spread-of-coronavirus
     
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  14. StJabbo1

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    No comment, my legal eagle will be in touch.
     
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  15. Archers Road

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    Must admit my first response was “what’s the lying bastard up to now”.

    Then I remembered he’s a ****ing idiot, and not capable of the sort of subterfuge that could be considered remotely clever.
     
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  16. StJabbo1

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    Isn't it a shame (or sham).
     
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  17. King Grimlock

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    Wouldn't be the first world leader to do this, Both Bolsonaro (Brazil) and Lukashenko (Belarus) have "had" the 'rona and beaten it because there big tough mucho macho men. (blue ink applicable where required)
     
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  18. thereisonlyoneno7

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    ...Never underestimate an idiot.

    After all, some of you believe my positive crap sometimes <laugh>
     
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  19. Archers Road

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    I don’t believe it. But I draw strength from the fact that you believe it...


    ...hold on. Which one of us does that make the idiot?
     
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  20. thereisonlyoneno7

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    Trump's speech in 2-3 weeks:

    "I totally beat this virus, many many top medical people have said it’s the quickest recovery they have ever seen... a beautiful recovery in fact...and one not possible to a lot of people... the Chinese sent it to me but they didn’t reckon on how mighty this recovery would be...people are saying maybe the most mighty recovery."...
     
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