Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Maccabi Haifa

Alli did really well then. Hopefully this will do him the world of good

 

Thankfully he is, Kane off, Reggie on.

 

Yeah should add a few £m to his price tag and an extra £20k a week to his wage, lol.

 

Alli playing up top now. Bergwijn and Moura either side. Not a lot of hold-up play there, but needs must.

 

I almost wrote that myself!

 

Fantastic ball to Bergwijn. Was that Alli, too?

 

Kane needs to say to that Haifa player “you’re on my cock now”.

 

Anyone reckon that Southgate is going to rest England's greatest goal scorer, yeah?

 

Lol!

I think we can safely say that as far as wum **** ups go, that Haifa player is probably in for a rough time with the banter from his mates.

 

Rodriguez replaces Haziza. Like-for-like.

 

Looks like the ref has previous

 

Scouse filth v South London Scum has gone to penalties.

 

Not sure who I want to win. Shame one has to really

 

The Scouse. Come on, it's ****ing Woolwich! They could be playing an ISIS XI and I'd want them to lose.

 

Someone to lose 31-30 on penalties.

 

One team has so much more practise...

 

Fani's off. Replaced by a Nazi. Ashkenazi, sorry.

 

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Another penalty. Alli fouled this time. Quite a lot more blatant. Lovely nutmeg.

 

7-2. Alli. Good for him. Hopefully he's back on the mend, now.