Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Chelsea

No.

 

Frank lampard is an arrogant ****

 

For some reason VAR has the night off

As in literally, not the usual Anfield/Old Trafford version of "night off"

 

until the semi’s right?

Don’t know why it matters. We won’t be in the competition anyway.

 

Man Utd fans continue to act like jilted exes about Reguilon, I see...


They really aren't normal, are they?

 

I wouldn’t even let it bother you! Its so unbelievably pathetic you just have to laugh

 

Reguilon appears to have learned the words, "****ing hell." Good thing really, as he'll probably need them quite frequently.

 

the mistake was pretty terrible though. We’d be doing the same to them, let’s be honest!

 

Nice little move there by Lamela. Should've rabona'd it into the top corner, though.

 

One thing that is already becoming apparent is that the old order has been re-established (perhaps with the exception of Man United being just as ****e as us), and that we are in a battle for 6th.

 

Nice tackle by Lamela. On Sissoko.

 

****ing stupid camera shots. The game's going on and they keep pointing out the managers and subs.

 

Man Utd in a nutshell

 

Reguilon’s trying way too hard to impress in his debut. Needs to calm himself down a bit, making too many mistakes so far despite having the right intent.

 

Lamela is like that greedy kid in the playground. It’s so bloody infuriating! Although tbf he probably doesn’t have many team mates to pass to!

 

r/coys has crashed

Did somebody spot Skriniar in the stands or something?

 

Lamela needs to go, man, sorry, I know some of you still think he’s handy to have but all he does nowadays is hold onto the ball far too long then loses possession, then often commits a foul. Becoming tiresome now.

 

2 minutes of injury time.

 

My prediction: Kane come on, tries too hard but ultimately does **** all, gets injured and misses the next 2 months and we lose 3-0

I just want to make RCL proud

 

You can’t fault his work rate but he is so head down