Match Day Thread Burnley v Southampton Saturday 26th, 8pm Sky Sports

I don't know, a Saints goal usually gives me wood.....TMI?

 

What Saints don't want to do now Adam...

 

Snap

 

Go on then...

 

Any hole's a goal....

 

Please get a room you two!

 

That’s why i prefer women with tattoos on their back.

 

Just for a change, can we score an early 2nd half goal?

 

All this childish banter about wood....


Don’t forget we’ve still got smallbone on the bench.

 

Used to be gents toilets!

 

Yeah think we'll need another if we are to win.

 

He'll score when he wants.

 

Is that why Fulham are The Cottagers?

 

Someone was too keen to press the goal noise button!

 

So don’t bother staying with Wood when he drifts off then.

 

I always find that Wood goes down very easily. Maybe he needs to team up with the Italian midfielder, Viagra

 

I’d love to know, on average, who takes the slowest throws in the PL. Reckon Bertie would be first by miles.

 

Opposition throw ins - Slow. Saints throw ins - Considered, measured, thoughtful.

 

Why does Lee Hendrie keep saying Tchaikovsky. I mean, I know they’re missing a defensive orchestrator, but even so...

 

Perhaps he's got money on 18-12