I'm sure I asked the same question on here a couple of years ago and the answer was yes or possibly no. I can't remember.
Burd I used to go out with had a sister (hotter) who said she'd had a case of thrush and was told the best cure was to apply natural yoghurt to the area. She got her then boyfriend to spoon it into her minge but was overcome with laughter and fanny-farted during the application, he came up from between her legs with a face covered in yoghurt as if he'd been hit in the face with a cream pie. I may or may not have thought of spooning white stuff into her as I pumped her sister.
Your parents would warn you that strangers in the park could invite you into their car with the promise of sweeties and puppies, I always thought they would look like the Fingerbobs guy. Turns out strangers in the park inviting kids to look at their puppies don't look like him at all, in fact they look perfectly normal if a bit on the short side with small hands.
When I was a wee lad the theme tune to Tales of the Unexpected used to freak me out. Horrible tune. Bye.
