Rangers v Celtic

How did your team get on today.

Genuine question because I have no idea. I know they were playing some other no mark team because I heard it on the radio whilst driving back home from a lovely social engagement. That's the reason I didn't watch the Rangers game like wot you did ya sad, lonely hermit.

 

Absolutely no point in asking that eejit questions about Aberdeen mate. He's only interested in the Rangers.

 

Here's a a funny thing. I found out the Dudgers score on the news. Didn't watch it. You didn't either, you've no doubt never even been to see the Dudgers in your puff, too busy reading up on and and practising *****philia.

So **** off ya drunken fat ****.

 

****e.

How did haircut Morelos play

 

not great.

 

Err ye go banging on about *****philia again!

Is this why your wife and daughter ran away with Abdul ya nonce?

 

No it didn't

It started with Fabio saying you played 4 tough away fixtures 2 of which he mentioned are plastic.

I said its pretty much irrelevant due to there being no fans.

Somehow you link fans to plastic pitches.

I remind you both teams need to play on it.

Your rant to ml smirnoff increases.

I never said Plastic doesn't have an effect.

You just believed i did.

 

Both teams need to play on it yes but one team is used to playing on it ffs

I.E. HOME ADVANTAGE

 

I don't think its a big deal.

Murray Park has a plastic pitch.

Practice on that.

 

^^ knows what surfaces our training ground has

no thanks. Injures you.

 

Mindy as far as I know Rangers have a better record on plastic, plus Livi haven't won a game on grass in something like 2 years. It's a joke

 

Listen very carefully Mindy!

PLAYING LIVINGSTON AWAY ISN'T A TOUGH FIXTURE BECAUSE OF THEIR PARTISAN FANS. IT'S TOUGH BECAUSE OF THEIR HORRIBLE PLASTIC PITCH!

PLAYING AT PITTODRIE OR EASTER ROAD ISN'T TOUGH BECAUSE THEIR FANS SING NAUGHTY SONGS AT YOU. IT'S TOUGH BECAUSE THEY ARE PRETTY DECENT TEAMS!

PLAYING ROSS COUNTY AWAY ISN'T TOUGH AT ALL BECAUSE THEY ARE ****E. THEY ARE JUST AS ****E IN A FULL STADIUM AS THEY ARE IN AN EMPTY ONE!

Get it?

Nope probably not.

 

Listen carefully

Fabio complained of tough away fixtures.

Not me.

You are now arguing, actually you are supporting my position, that the fixture location is irrelevant.

Get it?

Probably not.

 

Yes i do because i googled it.

Its relevant.

 

True but over simplified.

They have won at Hamilton but Hamilton's is a completely different type of pitch to theirs.

 

Is that what you think I'm saying when I say playing at Easter Road and Pitoddrie and The Tony Macaroni are tough,fixture location is irrelevant?

If so, you're even dumberer than I thought.

 

Clearly onside!

Credit: Mindyvision

 

You have discounted the fans.

Tell me what makes Aberdeen and Hibs tough away matches now?

 

I've already told you.

What makes you say they are not?