Pretty sure we could test the entire UK in 24hrs if we let Aldi checkout assistants run the testing centres
A chinese kid asks his father: "Dad, why do they say all Chinese people look alike?" He replies: "I am not your dad"
The government have advised against needless journeys. Brighton goalkeeper Mat Ryan has travelled 350 miles to Newcastle today for absolutely no reason.
Always made me think it would be funny if they received the wrong holiday photos .... .... "Well I can't remember taking you to Disneyland but that's definitely us!"
Hey dad, can you help me with my homework?" "Of course son." "Can you tell me five animals that live in the North Pole?" "Yes. Three bears and two seals." "Thank you dad." "You're welcome son."
bottom row 2nd from left is what Newcastle lasses use for lipstick and what they wipe off is used for starch also..
When I got home from work the window cleaner was shouting and swearing . . . . he must have lost his rag
Boris planning on lifting the rule of 6 for 24hrs on Christmas Day. Is that so all of his children can come round and visit?