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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah but I got a decent price for them and even gave you a cut bro
     
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    You didn't give me anything.....well actually not true...you told me what Spurly and Skygrasser were up to <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah I had to create a distraction.

    Somebody would have run off with that suitcase full of readies otherwise
     
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    brb CR250

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    I still remember poking Sky with the grasser stick, he was battering his keyboard <laugh>
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    He got very melty bout that.

    Completely ignored the first rule of not606 which is don’t take anything at face value <laugh>
     
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    For me SKY was one of the funniest moments ever. He's such a laid back guy, pretty cool, but I twigged that grassing was the big no, no in his rules...and so it should be, respect to him....but you know how things tick around here, so I just couldn't help myself but play it out.
     
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  7. brb

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    Everytime I called him grass, he got angrier and angrier, I was laughing my bolloxs off <laugh>
     
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  8. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    So went back to hospital a day later than I should have last night and turned out to be a small bowel obstruction. Had a tube down and all sorted now.

    Really shouldn't have left it that extra night n got ****ed but there we go.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    That sounds ****.
     
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  10. BobbyD

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    least its sorted. So solid air got it right then?
     
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  11. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    i should really charge for my medical expertise <whistle>

    PS you got lucky i left mine a bit longer and i had the tube in for 6 days before it cleared .
     
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    Libby feeling happier this morning...

    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Told you bro, imagine if you spent 12hrs in A&E just for some hoe to stick her fingers up ya fart pipe and pack you off with some laxatives. **** that, the beak will have softened that **** up and you’ve made a full recovery in like 20 minutes innit. Always trust ya homies.
     
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    Libby whistling on the bog this morning <laugh>
     
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    379640D4-EC31-4276-A25C-AC882A528141.jpeg Had a decent run of surf down here, but it’s all gone flat now. So out on the bike again this morning. Beautiful out there today. Lovely September day <ok>
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    There’s no area of expertise that isn’t covered on Not606
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Dr Tel knows his ****.
     
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    Yeah only a 2% mortality rate and 25% if it was a stragulation of the bowel, trust Dr death Tel.
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Libby’s sound, he made it through and squeezed a top night of dnb classics in, when most of you soft ****s would have been wheeling a trolley of your own piss around the corridors of A&E, all for a stuck ****e.

    Top Boy libbz.
     
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  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I havn't even kept up with thread,<laugh>
     
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