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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 27, 2014.

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    I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

    The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
     
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    The Newcastle fans think 35 million on 3 players will make them good
     
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    Had a rather strange kebab last night it was all Kidneys and Liver.

    It must have been a Donor Kebab .
     
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    A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon
    their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would
    transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the FATHER.
    He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in
    favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining
    that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced
    before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the
    doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.
    The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was
    still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husbands' blood pressure and
    was amazed
    at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The
    husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was
    obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain
    to him.
    The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her
    husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the milkman was dead on the
    porch.
     
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    I haven’t wasted my time during lockdown. I’ve learnt how to write hello in Mandarin.....

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