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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    You'll be pleased to know I've taken Tel's option of alcohol and a bag of gear so I'm sure I'll be throwing up profusely in an hour.



    Plot. Lost.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Good man, get some tunes on.
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Try sniffin some Andrew's bro.


    Can't hurt.
     
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  4. brb

    brb CR250

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    This is not good.
     
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  5. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Nope. It most definitely ain't.

    Probably better than committing arson or kicking off at the trust I'm employed by though.

    Head's battered atm.
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Be reet in the morning pal.
     
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  7. brb

    brb CR250

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    Well you should be drinking water and not alcohol, because you are probably dehydrated for starters, and smoking after coughing up black stuff would be a big no, no.

    I would probably avoid medication, because you don't know if the valium was valium and what it's done to your stomach.
     
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  8. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Hopefully. I've spoken before about how my mood comes in drabs and some are worse than others. Need to get through this current one.
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Seriously bro, you’ll be sound. Remember that your moods are controlling you, not the other way round... it sometimes takes me weeks to kick out of my slumps but I always remind myself during them that they’re temporary and part of getting through life for me.
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Too late for any of that mate <laugh>
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    We got your back bro. You can speak to any one of us ****s for some sound advice.

    Just look at some of the suggestions so far <ok>
     
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  12. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Tel trying to get someone killed here or what?

    Got beef with Libby? <laugh>
     
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  13. brb

    brb CR250

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    ffs <laugh>
     
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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You shoulda given him that advice before he was half a bottle of rum, coupla spliffs and half a gram of Charlie deep bro.
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Lol innit, homeboy just tooted a narsty fat slug and he’s probably in for an all nighter with some mad DnB classics.
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    STFU yoot Libbs is my homie, we been tight since Kindergarten innit.
     
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  17. Solid Air 2

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    @Libby this sounds just like when i had an intestinal blockage i.e suddenly throwing up black bile then couldn't eat If your stomach is getting hard that will be 3 out of 3 .
    I know this is a bit late but seriously if straight enough you need to ring 111 & see what they say .
    PS all they do is shove a tube down your nose and drain it out and you sit watching till it changes colour
     
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  18. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Nah man, Libs has sorted it.

    Few cans and a bit of gear, he'll be dancing in the rain soon.
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Theres no room in this kid’s beak for any tubes bro, forget it.
     
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  20. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Chill homes, he can do that in the morning when he's getting his stomach pumped.

    Two birds, one stone and all that.
     
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