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“Aah, isn’t he cute?”
“No, he’s not cute, he just pissed in the laundry basket again, and now he’s trying to **** the cat.”

 

I didn’t take a loan out to buy the van from Abdul, but I did look into the bounce back loan if I needed to spend more. That’s not disingenuous bro, it’s just exploring my options.

And yeah the flight to Heathrow is an interesting one. It was only £5 more expensive than the train and 6 hours less time (I then had another 6 hour drive back to cornwall) Somethings not right there though when the train is almost expensive as flying.

 

'Kin hell, even Angela Raynor is punching Boris's balls in (and not in a consenting adult/Saxton way). Good line that 'The next time someone drives to Durham from London regarding coronavirus it will be to get the nearest test'.

How is this ****ing (corrupt) buffoon our PM?

 

Tbf, I've never known any other type of puppy.

 

**** knows. Milliband absolutely torched him the other night. Johnson just sat there looking broken, didn’t respond and then trudged out of the House.

 

But you were disingenous about the TV which was my point. I mentioned to you about a loan, I even gave advise where from I think, you more or less said you don't do loans, if you haven't got the cash, you can't have it (my narrative, but you know what I mean) - then the next day or two, you were chatting about a business loan

As for flying, you purposely missed my point about Heathrow, which was carbon footprint! Nowt to do with time or cost, which again goes against previous preaches from you, when the discussions about going on holiday, flying less, and the environmental impact were all going on.

But ignore me, I've got you all wrong.

 

Sadly he will still be here a d winbthe next election !
I dont think he has lost much if any of his support !

 

that duty free sales have been due to cease from june 1999 in the EU single market area following a council of ministers decision in 1991 .

 

The **** rags have turned on him, being ripped a new on on a daily basis, people from his own party turning on him as well.... it's almost as though people were warned this **** was an incompetent lying spiv out for himself.

 

It certainly is going down, but you have the likes of Saxpest for who the only way he wouldn't vote for them is if they were to take a ****... actually scrap that... if he were to drop dead.

 

I don’t own a TV bro. That’s just the way it is.

And if I can’t afford something then I won’t buy it. Your post about those loans got me thinking though, so I looked into the bounce back loan as the terms were so favourable. Ended up that I didn’t need to go down that route as my man Abdul sorted me out.

And yes flying is an issue and yes I do fly less now. That’s my first flight since 2018 and I probably won’t fly again for another couple of years tbh. Can I justify one flight every 4 years ? I dunno ? On the day it just came down to looking at the difference between a 12-14 hour round trip Vs a 6-7 hour round trip for an extra £5

 

He won’t be anywhere near Westminster come the next election. He’ll be long gone way before then.

He only ever wanted to be PM to tick an Etonian box and match the achievement of his nemesis Cameron, he’s always loved the idea of being PM but it’s obvious he hates the actual job. It was always going to be thus, as he’s an inherently lazy **** who’s bumbled through life doing 2/3rds of **** all.

He’ll **** off next year imo, get someone to write a book about his memoirs and do the after dinner / corporate speaking circuit for 100 large a pop.

 

Who’d have thunk it ?

 

Mentioned it earlier, that’s where he’s best placed, as an after dinner speaker. As a PM he’s a woeful choice.

 

They got a great base for stupid selfish ****s of voters... Otherwise known as most of England

 

draught excluder? He could be a draught excluder

 

I very much doubt he would be able to master that job........ What about the jester job for the queen's giggle fits.

 

Novelty toilet brush ?

 

Ohhh Jobs Boris could do....

Gnome, however he'd **** all the other gnomes and then rob all their toadstools, so that's out