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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    so you got swine flu, so your ok with regurgitating a load of porkies.....i understand that fella>>>>>anyway you 1 in 3 chance of getting cancer and a one in 2million chance of dying from the deadly covid.......................but jeremy corbyn and russia.

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  2. aberdude

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    anyway grassing on thy neighbour?....................before the orwellian nwo arrived we were always told 2 love thy neighbour............divide and rule......just a conspiracy init.

     
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  3. Tobes

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    Mandatory vaccination to mutate DNA?

    You’re off your ****ing nut.
     
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    You must be a fake account to discredit the real conspiracy, which is how £8 billion of taxpayer money has already gone missing and Johnson has another £100 billion lined up.
     
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  5. DerekTheMole

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    Only 35 people have died of COVID in the UK? Alright then.
     
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    The government is trying to reduce demand on the collapsing test system by only offering tests on the other side of the country.

    So if you need a test and the website says none available try entering a postcode far away instead.





     
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  7. Tobes

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    World beating.

    Dom reckons he can build a tech giant to rival Google though.
     
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  8. Star of David Bardsley

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    How the **** does that even happen by accident?
     
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  9. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    World beating alright.

    Now imagine what will happen with this whole world beating electronic custom controls without a border we were told the tech was already there to process.

    I can't wait <ok>
     
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  10. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    A family of four stopping to talk to a family of three in the park for 5 minutes are breaking the law.

    The same two families talking in the queue to get into school are not.

    We are governed by utter morons.
     
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    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    if kids can not pass the virus on then why are kids included in the groups of 6 that can meet up?

    Or are they now suggesting kids can pass it on?
     
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  12. brb

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    So does this apply if the two seperate groups are two metres apart?
     
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    I think Aber talks more sense than this government.

    I was presented with my first grandchild last thursday,on the friday his father lost his job,
    ****ing incredible.
     
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  14. Treble

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    I think what you're missing here mate is that the virus knows when 6 of you are standing on a street with your kids chatting away. But something happens to the virus when you enter a Tesco's. It loses its powers of detection. It's science mate. This government aint stoopid yanaaw! It knows this ****. It's following the science.
     
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    As long as they aren’t taking place in organised sport or religious worship, yes. I’ve started carrying a croquet set just in case.
     
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  16. Treble

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    It applies even if the kids are asleep upstairs and 6 of you are out in the back garden. No joke.
     
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    I can see how that would be breaking the law if it wasn't all the same household.
     
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    Simple answer, 4 parents/adults stop and chat, kids go off and do their thing (same with adult kids/teenagers) :grin:
     
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  19. Diego

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    Anyone with any virus can pass it on, the reality is now the surreal <laugh>
     
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  20. brb

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    You're not helping him here bro <laugh>
     
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