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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Sep 14, 2020.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    GroveRanger, Sep 14, 2020
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  2. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    I think she misunderstood what a handout is.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Pfffft. Been done before.
     
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  4. Blyth_bucaneer

    Blyth_bucaneer Well-Known Member

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    Weird that like, was listening to hands off she's mine, literally ten minutes ago.
     
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    Blyth_bucaneer, Sep 14, 2020
  5. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    They should have just come to Britain, be set up for life.
     
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  6. Blyth_bucaneer

    Blyth_bucaneer Well-Known Member

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    Fcuking right, get legless as well, courtesy of the government.
     
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    Blyth_bucaneer, Sep 14, 2020
  7. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    "bobbing around on the crest of a wave"
     
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  8. DMD

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    She maybe didn't want to up stumps and move that far.
     
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    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Our very own "Fingers" could have shown her the ropes.

    Always willing to lend a hand is our digitally challenged Lancashire Lad.
     
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  10. Easter Road 1980

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    * Lanarkshire ffs.

    Give it up ER, jesus!!
     
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  11. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Says she did it with a circular saw while cutting branches?

    Hmm. You wouldn't need to be Sherlock Holmes..
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    She should of been wearing goggles
     
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  13. DMD

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    She was going to do both herself, and realised the flaw in the plan after cutting the first hand off.
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Was she a tree surgeon?
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Sep 14, 2020
  15. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    No, she wasn't a tree and Rogue isn't a surgeon either.
     
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    GroveRanger, Sep 14, 2020
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    It was her and two others


    Tree fellas as you would say
     
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    pud, Sep 14, 2020
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  17. Blyth_bucaneer

    Blyth_bucaneer Well-Known Member

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    Good looking enough, should have just went on the game instead of messing around having "armless fun".
     
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  18. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    She'd have arms like Popeye trying to earn £1million on proper hand jobs.
     
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  19. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    You have to hand it to her....







    OK I will get my coat and leave
     
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