Agreed on De Gea mate. He's very raw and his physical prowess is nil, but he'll improve. I just hope we don't suffer too much whilst he catches up. I was very impressed with Lindegaard (sp?) in Europe, so I don't think we'll struggle too much in that position this year. I feel dodgy today. Mixed the drinks last night and I'm paying for it now. Plus I've got the smelliest guffs in history. They even make me wanna vom!
Sign of good night when your own farts make you want to spew.. Bizarrely I stayed in last night.. Hangover free today.. It's most peculiar.. I honestly can't remember the last time this event occurred..
I was in bed by ten! Absolutely knackered. Feel 100% better for the early night too, even though I did get up at half six this morning. Went looking at cars yesterday and took this Toyota for a test drive. I was gob smacked by how nothing happened when I put my foot on the accelerater. We won't be having one, not because it lacks guts but because they then offered me £1800 for my car. Then offered the same for hers! Point of principle now. Her's is a battered 02 golf Tdi and mine an immaculate, looked after, Saab 9-3 Aero on 05 plate. Whatever the climate is I refuse to accept they are worth the same. Half an hour later Honda offered me a grand more for mine and £400 more for hers, we wanted the Honda anyway so Toyota can go and get ****ed. Still fully intend getting more for mine in a private sale
How many miles has it done dude? An how much do you really expect for it? An how much would you really let it go for? My business partner wants a better motor.. An doesn't want to spend much.. Is it diesel?
Well any new motor for us is out of the window for a few years. Won't you need a people carrier for your ever-growing tribe Tags? I really fancy an S Max, I think they're lovely. Pity I'll probably never be able to afford one. Sweats, I very rarely get hangovers cos I don't date drink enough to get one, but I feel ****e today. Got some ****ing homework to do as well. Jesus, I've just been teleported back to 1994! ****, got to go, mam's shouting me - bath night...
I more often than not get hangovers.. The day I found myself admiring a people carrier would be the day I self castrate... Why buy a people carrier? You can get a 4x4 that carries the same numbers.. Is more practical in the snow an you can go green laning in them..
They are people carriers. Toyota Verso and Honda FRV. They have the appearance of cars though which is the bonus, the FRV is a great little motor. 4x4's don't actually fit three across the back in seats so are non starters, much as I'd have prefered one. Sweats, this is my car of your mate wants a look; http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/130571977259?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649
I love it that these City ****s feel hard-done-to by that mangled-faced hobbit. What ****ing goes around... I hope that ****ing cripple Hargreaves is next. A cruciate will do nicely thank you.
It is rather karmic that he turns round and does this. You can take the scrote out of the ghetto, but you can't........ well you get what I'm saying. Horrible ****, I wonder if the City fans who worshipped him feel quite so smug about their clever posters etc. now? I don't feel anywhere near the same about Hargreaves. He took a job on offer next door and suddenyl became fit. It won't last. I'd rather he had one of his little hamstring injuries that keeps him out for six months, that'll rub some salt into both their wounds. It's significant to me that our other formewr man of glass, Saha, has never complained about the medical treatment United gave him. It was in their heads, neither had the balls to play for a true giant of a club so when they move on to a minnow like City it gets easier. I donlt think you're getting this summer weather we're enjoying down here oop there are you mate? It's ****ing glorious.
Ahhh morning... funking hot here... I am sporting a rather fetching noel edmunds esque shirt.. Can now add big breasted indian to the list..
I thought it was quite a nice one... i have another will send you that one.. was trying to get her to send one of her tits last last night.. but she only would if i sent her one of my knob.... not into that as when you sack them off you dont know what may happen to that picture... not that i have anything to be scared about should my knob get flashed to the world...
Got a dinner date with two fat ladies tonight. Should be interesting I must say, working away at present so staying in this cracking B&B for nice negotiated rate and the owner is this old dear who also has her equally middle aged and dumpy sister in law staying there too. I turn up of an evening and they’ve set the table for me etc., made some apple crumble and custard for my afters last night. Got the run of the kitchen and cooker etc but so far have kept any cooking down to a minimum. Anyway, they’ve asked me to join them for tea tonight as I’m working tomorrow so staying down here! If they can cook like the two fat ladies I’ll be alreet, sounds like it’s Lasagne which is always a winner. Getting up early to make me a full hit English in the morning too, job done. Think I’ll bring a nice red to the table and if they don’t fancy a glass cane it all myself then wander down the pub for a couple of Addlestones. Golf after work first of course.
Nice evening for golf.. Are they too old to be classed as victims? I do like a home cooked lasagne made from scratch.. I follow Gordon ramsays recipe for mine.. With the addition of sun dried tomatoes.. An a bit more red wine..
Wouldn't want to kill them to be honest, the two teenage waitresses down the pub are far more up that street. Haven't mentioned them have I? ****ing superb tits and arses, both about 19 ish. Well the worth the £30 I stumped up for the meal and beer the other night
Owners direct? ****ing hell, knackered and can't sleep! Suppose I'll have to get up and prepare for the rugger. Come on England, ****ing smash these jockanese twats! Why hasn't Hargreaves done his cruciate yet? I specifically requested that in my prayers to satan the other night.
