Coronavirus

Red wine is probably my fave but I'm talking about drinking at 8.30 in the morning. #problems

 

Barley wine instead of milk on your cornflakes ?

 

Back on full lockdown as of Monday here as the hospitals beds for Covid patients will be overflowing by next week. Everyone working from home again, malls shut, restaurants doing take outs only.

Even tell us how many we are allowed and where to sit on a car or motorbike:

 

some things just don't fit

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how many new cases/deaths?

 

Figures don't really make sense. Officially only 3900 new cases yesterday and 120deaths and a total 270000 cases and 8000 deaths since the start but no sign of any peak , just keep going up slowly (well a bit quicker over last two weeks or so).

However there are claims that the deaths are a 9 times underestimate as they are not testing sufficiently and also people are paying the officials to not declare it as a Covid death so they can bury the body according to Muslim tradition and in their selected cemetery.

 

so if it's covid they can't have a traditional burial?

 

@Hoddle is a god now I know he hates the Golden Cock, and although I've removed it. If he starts posting covid bolloxs again, I will reinsert it, up his arse!

 

No. Normally body is washed by the family, covered in a muslin cloth and buried facing Mecca, with family getting down in the grave to arrange the corpse. Covid victims are sprayed with disinfectant, washed in hospital, wrapped in plastic, sealed in a coffin and buried in special cemeteries by grave diggers wearing full PPE.

 

Covid marshals

 

Ah, now i understand

 

I might volunteer for one of those.

Wonder if you get a uniform? Probably just a hi-vis with C for Covid (or ****) printed on it.

 

Covid Marshalls, going to be fun...ok lads, break up the party.....(lads) fook off!

No come on lads, you'll get yourselves fined £100....(lads) you'll need yourself an ambulance you carry on.

Right, that's it, I'm issuing a fine.....Smack, blood everywhere.

 

pretty much

 

Good thing is that a fine is only payable if you agree to the fine...... no law no fine.

Its a scare tactic just like speeding parking and TV licence scams.

 

That’s simply not true. The fines are issued for what are criminal offences, they’re non recordable though, so they won’t result in criminal records. Unless the person issued with the fine chooses to take it to court, in which case if they lose it will be recorded.

 

It's totally true.......but mugs like you end up ****ting yourself and pay up like a good little subject.

All the lads in the factory with me use a guy who knows true law and he gives you a letter and that's the last you will here from any claim against said party.

I really don't give a fk if you believe me or not.... If you want to get on your knees and pay up then be my guest

 

It's totally true.......but mugs like you end up ****ting yourself and pay up like a good little subject.

All the lads in the factory with me use a guy who knows true law and he gives you a letter and that's the last you will here from any claim against said party.

I really don't give a fk if you believe me or not.... If you want to get on your knees and pay up then be my guest

By the way think you answered for me by saying it's a crime but it won't be recorded..... If it went to court they would lose so its again fear instilled and Nowt more

 

All the lads in the factory who know the ‘true law’....well that’s that then....

Only it isn’t.

As this sums up exactly why you’re proven to be so utterly clueless on so many occasions. As you’re either too dumb or too lazy to actually check the veracity of these supposed ‘facts’ that you’re told.

Here’s the legislation - otherwise known as the actual law.

https://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2020/350/regulation/10/made

The factory lads though