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When you are in your late 20s like me you can get away with trying to look like Starsky and Hutch but for people your age a sensible brogue would probably be better.
Blacks will probably beat you up for cultural appropriation, even though they were invented by a German

 

What colour are they? Nonce green?

 

^^^^ jog on, Declan

 

I got brown Karrimors, are they cool?

 

But brogues don't go with my three quarter length cargo shorts and too tight polo shirt.

 

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I might apply for a job. Wearing my new sneakers.

 

Some extra info about our very own Keith Valentine Graham...

Personal life[edit]
When he appeared on BBC Radio 4's Desert Island Discs Roots revealed that his relationship with his father had been a difficult one, because his father was "a bit of a stranger." He said: "My brothers and sisters all went to school before they left Jamaica but, being the youngest, I never got any education while I was there. I think that I was a bit of a disappointment to him.” Roots has eight children with seven different mothers.[15][better source needed]

Arrest and conviction[edit]
Levi Roots has previously been imprisoned for drugs offences

 

Yes but only to be worn with polo shirt collar up.

 

Dumb as a stump, done for possession and knocked out a bunch of illegitimate kids. Let's hope he's used his fortune made in jerk off sauce to pay for the education and welfare of his tribe of bastard children. Maybe even build a school back in Jamaica.

I like his Reggae Reggae sauce used as a marinade for chicken drumsticks cooked on the BBQ. Mmmmmm. Just hot enough without blowing the taste buds off with a hint of citrus. The man knows his onions. And peppers.

 

ffs

I think his dragons den pitch was the most successful.

Brewdog (the brewers) tried to get on the show but didn’t make it past the first interview. The company is valued at 2 billion or something mental now

 

Most of the dragons were arseholes

 

They wouldn't let me on Dragons Den. My tailor-made holidays to Thailand and Cambodia for celebrities wasn't what the producers were looking for apparently.

 

Maybe it was because they weren't keen on your choice of footwear.

 

Most of the prospective clientele sported leather sandals and knee high socks. They all had really small hands iirc.

 

I have a pair of pink adidas gazelles. Size 3 1/2.

Stylish as hell.

 

Only ****s and *****s wear trainers for anything other than running in.

 

I own about 15 pairs of trainers

Bit gay tbh

 

^^^Still has his plimsolls from Borstal

 

with dirt on them from the greenhouse

 

Always Adidas you nonce